What "Western" character would you be?

[slowmotion]

Due to my daughter's tender years, I find any mention of the word "son in law" the stuff of nightmares. I must reach for my smelling salts....

 

[Baggy]

Due to my daughter's tender years, I find any mention of the word "son in law" the stuff of nightmares. I must reach for my smelling salts....

Quick, Noodley, slowmotion's stays might need loosening!

 

[slowmotion]

Noodley! The horror...the horror.

Now stop it Baggy

 

[Globalti]

I would definitely be anybody played by Clint Eastwood - oh wait, doesn't he play the same avenging strong silent type in every film? The first person I would blow away would be the muppet who drove so close up my chuff yesterday that I couldn't even see is headlights and then when I tapped my brake pedal, switched his lights to full beam and drove along blinding me for several miles. Actually I wouldn't kill him, I would shoot him through the knees then walk off.

 

[byegad]

With my luck I'd have been the guy who turns to the Wagon Train Leader and say, 'I don't like it it's too quiet. Argh!' the last part as an arrow appears in my back.

 

[ASC1951]

I would definitely be anybody played by Clint Eastwood - oh wait, doesn't he play the same avenging strong silent type in every film?

Not in Unforgiven, which is probably his (and one of anyone's) best Western. I think it's on the telly tonight, too.

The first person I would blow away would be the muppet who drove so close up my chuff yesterday that I couldn't even see is headlights and then when I tapped my brake pedal, switched his lights to full beam and drove along blinding me for several miles. Actually I wouldn't kill him, I would shoot him through the knees then walk off.

I just go slower and slower until they overtake. Makes them feel good about themselves and I'm rid of an annoying insect: win-win.

 

[NormanD]

The Undertaker ... it's not often you see him get killed in a western

 

[Paladin - York]

My screen name "Paladin" is taken from the 60s Western Series of the same name. I just might have had a mis-spent childhood!

 

[lukesdad]

I d be the cook on the cattle drive,.....more beans anybody ?

 

[threebikesmcginty]

I d be the cook on the cattle drive,.....more beans anybody ?

Ain't you boys had enough!!!!?

 

[lukesdad]

Ain't you boys had enough!!!!?

Youre on jankers washing up and spuds are over there !

 

[Paladin - York]

Ain't you boys had enough!!!!?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpB3ME_Xem0

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Youre on jankers washing up and spuds are over there !

Why am I always a janker!

 

[Crackle]

I'd be the crap piano player with someone hiding in his piano or the nervous barber trying to give the hero a shave with my shaking hands. If I recall, they never get shot but the shopkeepers regularly get shot up.

 

[Archie_tect]

I'd be Pa...gitcha horse and gitoffama land.