What will you want included in your coffin?

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by Globalti, 27 May 2008.

  1. Globalti

    Globalti Legendary Member

    My ice axe and climbing rope. Suitably powerful momentos of the best times in my life.
  2. rich p

    rich p ridiculous old lush

    A spade, just in case
  3. girofan

    girofan New Member

    And a mobile 'phone with excellent coverage!!!!! ;);)
  4. Andy in Sig

    Andy in Sig Vice President in Exile

    Ideally someone else because I didn't need the coffin once it had arrived.
  5. Jaded

    Jaded New Member

    My body?
  6. All of my limbs, at least...and hopefully my head.
  7. ...not a)embedded in your head and b)around your neck eh?! ;)

    I would like a tubular coffin and a pile boring machine to drill a vertical hole to slip me into. I take up too much space as a living thing, wouldn't want to do the same as a meaningless heap of matter.

    And I would take a sketch book and pencils - so that I could draw breath in an emergency :sad:
  8. Night Train

    Night Train Maker of Things

    Greater Manchester
    I like the idea of vertical tubular coffins to save space. It would also allow additional coffins to be dropped in on top. Over time the lower ones would decompose and collapse allowing still more in on top.
  9. Melvil

    Melvil Standard nerd

    Worryingly efficient thinking!
  10. Bigtallfatbloke

    Bigtallfatbloke New Member

    Anna Kornikova
  11. Fnaar

    Fnaar Smutmaster General

    Will my bike fit in?
  12. Milo

    Milo Veteran

    Melksham, Wilts
    I want to be set on fire when I leave the earth.
    And none of that god rubbish either.
  13. gbb

    gbb Legendary Member

    If you fold me carefully, perhaps i'd fit in a bike case :biggrin:
  14. numbnuts

    numbnuts Legendary Member

    North Baddesley
    I’m being cremated, I’ve all ready paid for my funeral
  15. Unkraut

    Unkraut Master of the Inane Comment

    My great uncle was a composer during his lifetime. Now he's dead, he's decomposing.
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