What will you want included in your coffin?

[Globalti]

My ice axe and climbing rope. Suitably powerful momentos of the best times in my life.

 

[rich p]

A spade, just in case

 

[girofan]

A spade, just in case

And a mobile 'phone with excellent coverage!!!!!

 

[Andy in Sig]

Ideally someone else because I didn't need the coffin once it had arrived.

 

[Jaded]

My body?

 

[Kirstie]

All of my limbs, at least...and hopefully my head.

 

[Aperitif]

My ice axe and climbing rope. Suitably powerful momentos of the best times in my life.

...not a)embedded in your head and b)around your neck eh?!

I would like a tubular coffin and a pile boring machine to drill a vertical hole to slip me into. I take up too much space as a living thing, wouldn't want to do the same as a meaningless heap of matter.

And I would take a sketch book and pencils - so that I could draw breath in an emergency

 

[Night Train]

I like the idea of vertical tubular coffins to save space. It would also allow additional coffins to be dropped in on top. Over time the lower ones would decompose and collapse allowing still more in on top.

 

[Melvil]

I like the idea of vertical tubular coffins to save space. It would also allow additional coffins to be dropped in on top. Over time the lower ones would decompose and collapse allowing still more in on top.

Worryingly efficient thinking!

 

[Bigtallfatbloke]

Anna Kornikova

 

[Fnaar]

Will my bike fit in?

 

[Milo]

I want to be set on fire when I leave the earth.
And none of that god rubbish either.

 

[gbb]

If you fold me carefully, perhaps i'd fit in a bike case

 

[numbnuts]

I’m being cremated, I’ve all ready paid for my funeral

 

[Unkraut]

My great uncle was a composer during his lifetime. Now he's dead, he's decomposing.