What will you want included in your coffin?

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Dayvo said:
No coffin for me.

I want to be freeze-dried, then shattered, then thrown into the sea/forest/air.

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/scotland/article3780207.ece

Just want to make sure I'm dead first! :smile:

And no religious ceremony, and no headstone/memorial to remember me by.
I just want to leave quietly.


Takes a lot to freeze neat alchohol Dayvo...;)
 

Rob S

New Member
Location
Plymouth
Hopefully I'll be cremated....in which case I'll need some oven gloves just in case I'm not properly dead when they incineate me and I I won't burn my hands!!

I'd also like a deathtime's worth supply of batteries for my torch......and a torch.
 

Abitrary

New Member
A compass, water pistol, and one of those git pisstaking undertakers.

The ones you see on channel 4 documentaries that do innapropriate stuff to corpses for a laugh, like sit them on their knee like a ventroloquist dummy and make them say 'sausages'.
 

domtyler

Über Member
I'm going to landfill.
 
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