What would you do? (Friend owes me money)

[Donger]

Five minutes of aggressive water boarding should do it.

 

[vernon]

You are a hard man, Vern.

I've acquired the traits of a Yorkshireman, free with my advice and tight with my money.

 

[Fnaar]

....and don't forget the Scottish genes as well

No, he was wearing a kilt

 

[vernon]

....and don't forget the Scottish genes as well

It is well known that a Yorkshireman is a Scot with the generosity squeezed out.

 

[Mrs M]

It is well known that a Yorkshireman is a Scot with the generosity squeezed out.

Ouch

 

[screenman]

A Lincolnshire person is way behind the other two when it comes to money.. Most still have groats in their pockets.

 

[ayceejay]

I loved that Billy Connolly joke about his dad who once dropped a half crown and when he went to pick it up it hit him in the back of the neck.

And as for those suggesting weed killer or fertilizer there is an old wives tale that says if you hammer a copper nail into a tree the tree will die - you could try that but then you would never get your 30 quid.

 

[vernon]

Hammer frozen sausages into the lawn and let the foxes dig them out.

 

[alicat]

Just to add to the story... he actually offered me £20 of it before the gig, when we met on the train one day, and I said "just pay me on the night". And... he is notoriously tight with his money...

My motto is 'Never refuse money'.

 

[Drago]

Bolt croppers. Fingers.

 

[classic33]

Bolt croppers. Fingers.

Nut crackers!

 

[dan_bo]

 

[ianrauk]

Well, have you asked for the money yet?

 

[Fnaar]

Well, have you asked for the money yet?

Haven't seen him

 

[TreeHuggery]

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think you've forgotten to add the pics of the spade and the coffin......