What would you like for your last meal?

[Turbo Rider]

Bags and bags of heroin.

 

[Fnaar]

Liver, bacon, onions in onion gravy, with boiled new potatoes, smothered in butter. Couple of pints of decent ale, big glass of Spanish brandy, couple of fags...and curtain

 

[tyred]

20 Rothman's and a cold meths.

No, smoking stunts your growth.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Liver, bacon, onions in onion gravy, with boiled new potatoes, smothered in butter. Couple of pints of decent ale, big glass of Spanish brandy, couple of fags...and curtain

No veg? It's good for you.

 

[tyred]

I understand that in most US States with the death penalty by lethal injection, you're not allowed alcohol as part of your last meal as it might cause adverse reactions with the injections...

I kid ye not!

Well doing anything which might interfere with the medication could be fatal and you wouldn't want that....oh wait.....

 

[400bhp]

Nothing with onions. They repeat on me.

 

[hoopdriver]

Grilled lobster accompanied by a glass of perfectly chilled champagne, Dom Perignon, vintage 2065

 

[MontyVeda]

I would like a full English... ...but i'd have to make it myself because i'm yet to find anyone else that can do it properly.

 

[Paulus]

A really good steak and kidney pudding with cabbage, mashed potatoes, carrots and red wine gravy.

 

[Fnaar]

No veg? It's good for you.

Cabbage. And broad beans ☺

 

[vernon]

Unlimited racks of ribs.

 

[Cycling Naturalist]

Grilled lobster accompanied by a glass of perfectly chilled champagne, Dom Perignon, vintage 2065

You are looking on living a long time.

 

[Kevoffthetee]

It's got to be an XL full English breakfast washed down with a bottle of Newcastle Brown Ale

 

[hoopdriver]

You are looking on living a long time.

That was the point. This is your last meal before your execution, remember?

 

[tyred]

Wait a minute. Is this meal being paid for by the taxpayer? Wouldn't this money be better spent replacing a bulb in dodgy streetlight or something?

I should be writing for the Daily mail!