What would you rather fight II

[montage]

Ok so the poll showed the polar bear to be the scarier opponant the other day. So, would you rather fight a polar bear or a Panther?

 

[montage]

Wouldn't leave you in great condition for the next round though would it?
But a very interesting tactic

 

[XmisterIS]

Looking at the poll options ... I think I would end up ripped to shreds either way!

 

[MacB]

unless you go with hippo, elephant or rhino there's nothing is going to come close to a bear. I think it was QI that talked about fights they used to set up with bears and they tried importing lions to the US. Not a chance, the lion got wapped every time, no contest. They mentioned something about the bear being able to cave in the skull with one swipe. Maybe a big croc could have a go but still pretty shaly ground.

I think you need to come up with more enticing pairings

 

[XmisterIS]

unless you go with hippo, elephant or rhino there's nothing is going to come close to a bear. I think it was QI that talked about fights they used to set up with bears and they tried importing lions to the US. Not a chance, the lion got wapped every time, no contest. They mentioned something about the bear being able to cave in the skull with one swipe. Maybe a big croc could have a go but still pretty shaly ground.

I think you need to come up with more enticing pairings

I think that whatever he comes up with, the result will always be: Human 0 - Large Angry Carnivore 1.

 

[TVC]

Neither, I'm a lover not a fighter.

 

[MacB]

Neither, I'm a lover not a fighter.

so which would you shag?

 

[TVC]

so which would you shag?

Which ever one I could catch. Anyone know how much Rohypnol
it takes to down a Polar Bear?

 

[longers]

For how long?

 

[TVC]

For how long?

I'm working on 2 minutes to do the deed, and about 20 to get it into stockings and susps first.

 

[Zoiders]

Next pole.

Would you rather fight

A - A Polar Bear

B - Chuck Norris

 

[longers]

VC, I can't believe you called the object of your desire "it".

Show some respect

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Gonna flip it on its back TVC - can't kiss 'em otherwise.

 

[montage]

Next pole.

Would you rather fight

A - A Polar Bear

B - Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris tis nout but a flea sung about as a god from all the bards accross yankyland

 

[TheDoctor]

I'd maybe fight this one...

but I'd be far more likely to buy it a drink.