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Sara_H

Guru
Oh no! My son has a lovely soft sheffield accent. I don't want him talking like Ali G when he starts big school. Maybe I should go private like Paul Weller. Now should I rob a local bank or go further afield?
 
Oh no! My son has a lovely soft sheffield accent. I don't want him talking like Ali G when he starts big school. Maybe I should go private like Paul Weller. Now should I rob a local bank or go further afield?
Just feed your son lots of pasta and he will turn out cultured and well-spoken, with a whiff of sartorial je ne sais quoi about him - a sort of 3bm+vernon hybrid if you like. (Don't let him read the DM either, or he'll start writing tosh.)
 

Sara_H

Guru
Just feed your son lots of pasta and he will turn out cultured and well-spoken, with a whiff of sartorial je ne sais quoi about him - a sort of 3bm+vernon hybrid if you like. (Don't let him read the DM either, or he'll start writing tosh.)
Pasta pie for tea then, innit?
 
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