What's the best thing to do with a potato?

[classic33]

What's a potato gun @snorri?

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a toy gun that fires spud pellets, had many a hours fun with these as kids. Mam used to bollock us though if she caught us nicking the spuds.

This is a spud gun.

 

[Supersuperleeds]

This is a spud gun.
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Yes, but we couldn't smuggle them into school. I tried it once and the headmistress stopped me. "Morning Mr SSL, is that a spud gun in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me", she said.

 

[Pro Tour Punditry]

No mention of shoving it your arse, and we are on page 2. Surprising.

 

[CanucksTraveller]

Leave them whole with the skin on, rub them with olive oil and sea salt, and then bake the sh!t out of them.
It works for little new potatoes just as well as it does for big old ones. Except it's quicker.

 

[hopless500]

What happened to the chip option??????????????

 

[KnackeredBike]

Take three and shove them up the exhaust of the your nearest neighbour with an Audi or BMW.
Have a good old chortle as you cycle past to work and they are cursing their Vorsprung durch Technik.

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

Rösti. The non-Swiss side of me says chips though.

 

[CanucksTraveller]

No mention of shoving it your arse, and we are on page 2. Surprising.

Oh contraire, check page one again. It came quite early... post 6 or thereabouts.

"You could hang curtains naked and then fall onto the kitchen table where said potato would become inserted in your backside....apparently"

 

[NorthernDave]

Chips, or chats.

Or make Poitín?

 

[craigwend]

 

[Pro Tour Punditry]

Oh contraire, check page one again. It came quite early... post 6 or thereabouts.

"You could hang curtains naked and then fall onto the kitchen table where said potato would become inserted in your backside....apparently"

That implied a degree of happenchance. I was more minded to stick it up good and proper.

 

[PeteXXX]

By popular demand, chips has now, miraculously, become a poll option.

 

[classic33]

By popular demand, chips has now, miraculously, become a poll option.

And no votes!

 

[nickyboy]

No mention of shoving it your arse, and we are on page 2. Surprising.

Ahem...

You could hang curtains naked and then fall onto the kitchen table where said potato would become inserted in your backside....apparently

 

[Pro Tour Punditry]

Ahem...

see above