What's the best thing to do with a potato?

[PeteXXX]

And no votes!

Yet!

 

[Pro Tour Punditry]

By popular demand, chips has now, miraculously, become a poll option.

Chips are f*cking marvellous

 

[Pro Tour Punditry]

I voted for chips.

Although a do like a good roastie.

But chips win.

 

[hopless500]

And no votes!

I have changed my vote

 

[wonderloaf]

Ignore the steak bit:

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_M1372Z1Ldg

 

[User482]

Put it in the ground.

 

[Katherine]

All of the above, plus jackets and spud guns.

 

[andabby]

View: https://youtu.be/H7LxFgjnBdU


im going for mash

 

[raleighnut]

Chips, or chats.

Or make Poitín?

View: https://youtu.be/9VZVZSS8c50

 

[Hitchington]

Gratin Dauphinois, obviously.

 

[iandg]

Cast my vote now - Frites, mayo, beer and a Belgian classic

 

[Haitch]

I don't particularly like chips. Horrible little bags of fat. My typical order at the chippy is fish, peas and, in the more culinary aware parts, steak pudding.

 

[snorri]

What's a potato gun @snorri?

Post 17 illustrates the thing I had in mind, I hadn't realised smaller versions were available.
I can't remember the finer design details, but a hair spray aerosol was required and also a means of ignition. Not forgetting a big bag of BIG tatties, of course.