To for me...
1st. I refer the honourable gentlemen to a previous post...the worst ride to work i ever had...and ironically, the most fun.
I looked the same as the bike
2nd. Going to work one morning....in Uruguay

|(All times approximate ) Up at 6am. Heathrow at 9am. Flight at11am. Land Madrid at 1pm. Wait for connecting flight till 4pm. Land Montevideo at 4am the following day. Picked up at 6am. Arrive hotel at 7am.
25 hours travelling 
On the plus side, rest of the day to relax, then a 3 hour drive up country to the next hotel...and onto work.