swee'pea99
Squire
Postie brought a very promising and intriguing looking little jiffy bag, but when I picked it up I found that some fool has put my daughter's name on the front. 

As we entered the house, our next door neighbour popped out her door and gave us a parcel.
Inside, my wife said...
'I'm surprised there's no card from the PO to say it was there ?'
I wandered down the hallway...oh...
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'Jake, come here boy....'
He trotted up...
'Whats this then ?' I said all sternly
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'Oh boy, i'm in trouble now'
Dozy mutt.