What's the punchline ...

[Kestevan]

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way, so...

I nicked one, and then asked for forgivness.




How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb.........

 

[Speicher]

Two, and they must be very small ones.

 

[Speicher]

What's the difference between an elephant and a letterbox?

 

[Archie_tect]

I say, I say, I say.... what's brown and sticky?

 

[edwardd67]

I say, I say, I say.... what's brown and sticky?

A stick

 

[Gasman]

What's the difference between an elephant and a letterbox?

I don't know!

I'm not letting you post my mail, then!

 

[Gasman]

A man walked into a bar and said..............?

 

[Speicher]

Ouch!

 

[Speicher]

I don't know!

I'm not letting you post my mail, then!

Correct!

 

[CharlieB]

The lead actor in the local pantomime, Aladdin, was abused from behind on stage last night…

 

[Gasman]

A man walked into a bar and said..............?

Ouch!

Yep! It was an iron bar!!

 

[Gasman]

The lead actor in the local pantomime, Aladdin, was abused from behind on stage last night…

To be fair the audience did try to warn him...

 

[Yellow Fang]

I say, I say, I say, my dog has no nose.

 

[Gasman]

How does he smell?

 

[Yellow Fang]

How does he smell?

Go on then.