What's The Worst Song Title?

[MarquisMatsugae]

Stealing the idea from another fun thread.
What is the cheesiest or worst song title you know ?
I will start .
Heavens In The Back Seat Of My Cadillac-Hot Chocolate

 

[ColinJ]

Lick My Love Pump ...

No, that is not a rude response to your question - it is the song title!

 

[Firestorm]

if I said you had a beautiiful body would you hold it against me . The Belamy Brothers

 

[Firestorm]

Two little boys . Rolf Harris

 

[wheresthetorch]

Wanna be in my gang - Gary Glitter

 

[Dayvo]

I'd Do Anything for Love (But I Won't Do That) - Meatloaf

Gawd knows what he means.

 

[TVC]

Agadoo

 

[ColinJ]

I'd Do Anything for Love (But I Won't Do That) - Meatloaf

Gawd knows what he means.

For some reason, every time I heard that it reminded me of the verse in Blondie's Heart of Glass ...

Once had a love and it was a gas
Soon turned out to be a pain in the ass
Seemed like the real thing only to find
Mucho mistrust, love's gone behind

 

[wheresthetorch]

I'd Do Anything for Love (But I Won't Do That) - Meatloaf

Gawd knows what he means.

I think you have to get right to the end - takes a while.

 

[Dayvo]

For some reason, every time I heard that it reminded me of the verse in Blondie's Heart of Glass ...

Once had a love and it was a gas
Soon turned out to be a pain in the ass
Seemed like the real thing only to find
Mucho mistrust, love's gone behind

I think you have to get right to the end - takes a while.

Yeah, see Colin's post above.

 

[pplpilot]

I'd Do Anything for Love (But I Won't Do That) - Meatloaf

Gawd knows what he means.

I do. I was on antibiotics for weeks...

 

[Tin Pot]

Parsley sage rosemary and thyme.

FFS.

Okay it's an album and a lyric, not a song - but still.

 

[steveindenmark]

Does your chewing gum lose its flavour on the bedpost overnight...Lonnie Donnegan

 

[MarquisMatsugae]

Brilliant guys,keep them coming

 

[flake99please]

Anything by Aphex Twin......