What's this bug(ger)?

[Marshmallow_Fluff]

Subjecting that poor beached whale to wearing a stupid pair of 'butterfly' wings, that's what!

I can't believe you're totally oblivious of the art of camouflaging!!! Tsk tsk tsk..

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

I can't believe you're totally oblivious of the art of camouflaging!!! Tsk tsk tsk..

That's not camouflage!

 

[Davidc]

Flatten her first and ask questions later.

With rich p living in Brighton she might have been blown in across the sea from France.

A spy bug no less.

An alien.

None of this "benefit of the doubt" nonsense, just flatten her.

Bit sad if The Claud then tells us it's an endangered species, but that's life death extinction for you.

 

[jonny jeez]

Fancy me not knowing that! I don't like creepy crawlies but thankfully I have a wife who'll boldly go.

Tsk, you're such a noob, do you not know anything!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Flatten her first and ask questions later.

With rich p living in Brighton she might have been blown in across the sea from France.

A spy bug no less.

An alien.

None of this "benefit of the doubt" nonsense, just flatten her.

Bit sad if The Claud then tells us it's an endangered species, but that's life death extinction for you.

Murderer!!

 

[Marshmallow_Fluff]

Flatten her first and ask questions later..

we can clearly see who's NOT steam-cleaning the walls at home, right?

 

[rich p]

To an insect, this might not be so bad.

Oh I don't know, rich must be pretty ugly to an insect!

I'll have you know I have a picture somewhere with which I could robustly rebut these cruel jibes but modesty forbids...

 

[theclaud]

Is it? Do you moonlight as a cricket sexer? What distinguishes it as a female of the species - is it brighter, better conversationalist, easier on the eye?
Anyway, given that female black widows eat the male after sex I'm not sure that it being on the distaff side is much of a comfort.

You've been hanging out in the Café too much. It's more the f**k-off great ovipositor.

 

[theclaud]

Flatten her first and ask questions later.

With rich p living in Brighton she might have been blown in across the sea from France.

A spy bug no less.

An alien.

None of this "benefit of the doubt" nonsense, just flatten her.

Bit sad if The Claud then tells us it's an endangered species, but that's life death extinction for you.

They seem to be thriving in the South East. I think you were right with the alien thing. We will be dunking Rich in sheep dip when he comes to Wales to make sure he isn't harbouring any undesirables...

 

[dellzeqq]

Flatten her first and ask questions later.

With rich p living in Brighton she might have been blown in across the sea from France.

A spy bug no less.

An alien.

None of this "benefit of the doubt" nonsense, just flatten her.

Bit sad if The Claud then tells us it's an endangered species, but that's life death extinction for you.

asylum seeking bug on benefits eating our cyclists!