What's wrong with cyclists today?

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Shut Up Legs

Down Under Member
I always give a nod or a wave to other cyclists, I don't expect an acknowledgement as I expect the others to be miserable barstewards. I am not normally disappointed. When I do get a nod or wave from others it does brighten my ride. Other cyclists are just a representation of the general public, some are miserable self centred gits.
... and others are like myself: introverted people who happen to very much enjoy cycling. When I'm cycling, I just like to enjoy the ride, and prefer not to interact with other people. It's nothing personal, I'm just not interested in waving, chatting, etc. while cycling.
 

mjr

Comfy armchair to one person & a plank to the next
... and others are like myself: introverted people who happen to very much enjoy cycling. When I'm cycling, I just like to enjoy the ride, and prefer not to interact with other people. It's nothing personal, I'm just not interested in waving, chatting, etc. while cycling.
"introverted" does not necessarily mean "anti-social".
 

swee'pea99

Squire
... and others are like myself: introverted people who happen to very much enjoy cycling. When I'm cycling, I just like to enjoy the ride, and prefer not to interact with other people. It's nothing personal, I'm just not interested in waving, chatting, etc. while cycling.
Personally I'm with Malcolm Tucker on this: ""Everyone hates farking cyclists. Even farking cyclists hate farking cyclists!"
 

Milzy

Guru
Cyclists are about as fun as Jeramy Corbyn at a dinner party. Introverted because they got bullied at school.
 
I don't expect an acknowledgement as I expect the others to be miserable barstewards. I am not normally disappointed.


"Are you deaf or just rude?" demanded Brer Rabbit, losing his temper. "I can't stand folks that are stuck up! You take off that hat and say 'Howdy-do' or I'm going to give you such a lickin'!"
The Tar Baby just sat in the middle of the road looking as cute as a button and saying nothing at all.
"I'll learn ya!" Brer Rabbit yelled. He took a swing at the cute little Tar Baby and his paw got stuck in the tar.
"Lemme go or I'll hit you again," shouted Brer Rabbit. The Tar Baby, she said nothing.
"Fine! Be that way," said Brer Rabbit, swinging at the Tar Baby with his free paw. Now both his paws were stuck in the tar.
"I'm gonna kick the stuffin' out of you," Brer Rabbit said and pounced on the Tar Baby with both feet. They sank deep into the Tar Baby. Brer Rabbit was so furious he head-butted the cute little creature until he was completely covered with tar and unable to move.
 
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