What's your worst local insult (without swearing)

[Fnaar]

Charva is the north east equivalent of chav.

 

[AndyRM]

Charva is the north east equivalent of chav.

 

[MiK1138]

Here in Scotland we don't do insults without prefixed and suffixed swearing, so I can't help you. Sorry.

What he said , if someone insulted me without prefixing or suffixing with a swear, well I would be insulted at the inadequacy of their insult

 

[jefmcg]

I like the computer help desk ones like telling the customer it's an "i.d. ten t" problem is nicer than calling them an ID10T. Or PEBKAC. Problem exists between keyboard and chair.

 

[Sixmile]

Buck eejit.

My brother used to use 'buckweed' to insult me and others but has since grown out of it.

 

[Grant Fondo]

I came across some strange ones from my time in London, a mate once called somebody , "A right Sir Anthony"... then explained it was linked to a spy who had been part of the Cambridge Five. Totally baffled!

 

[numbnuts]

Standing in a queue at a supermarket wearing my Kilt two females behind me
one said to the other “what's that” “a weirdo said the other”
I turned round and saw to fat lady’s slobs, I said at lest I can buy my clothes at normal shops where do you get your from “rent-a-tent”

 

[glasgowcyclist]

I like the computer help desk ones like telling the customer it's an "i.d. ten t" problem is nicer than calling them an ID10T. Or PEBKAC. Problem exists between keyboard and chair.

PICNIC = problem in chair, not in computer

 

[swee'pea99]

Standing in a queue at a supermarket wearing my Kilt two females behind me
one said to the other “what's that” “a weirdo said the other”
I turned round and saw to fat lady’s slobs, I said at lest I can buy my clothes at normal shops where do you get your from “rent-a-tent”

I'm sorry, but normal shops do not sell kilts. Nothing wrong with kilts, or with shops that sell them. But they aren't normal. They're weird.

 

[jonny jeez]

One who travels a lot and who needs to be able to deal with local drivers ...?

Local idiots...

 

[Drago]

A local insult in my rarefied social circle would go something like this;
"You, Sir, are a cad and a bounder, and so damnably common that you once wore a bowler hat when you couldn't afford a new topper. "

 

[Profpointy]

I'm sorry, but normal shops do not sell kilts. Nothing wrong with kilts, or with shops that sell them. But they aren't normal. They're weird.

Wasnt the kilt invented by an Englishman? I believe the English owner of an ironworks considered the 10 yard blanket thing worn by highlanders to be a hazard in the factory, so invented the kilt instead. I's elf-n-safety goorn maad !

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

I'm sorry, but normal shops do not sell kilts. Nothing wrong with kilts, or with shops that sell them. But they aren't normal. They're weird.

Wasnt the kilt invented by an Englishman? I believe the English owner of an ironworks considered the 10 yard blanket thing worn by highlanders to be a hazard in the factory, so invented the kilt instead. I's elf-n-safety goorn maad !

Paging @Marmion!

 

[Grant Fondo]

A local insult in my rarefied social circle would go something like this;
"You, Sir, are a cad and a bounder, and so damnably common that you once wore a bowler hat when you couldn't afford a new topper. "

Christ that's bad form! Up there with using one's fish knife instead of a butter knife

 

[Drago]

Well, I've heard the chap over the road from me cheats at whist!