When I rule the world...

[MossCommuter]

Nice

I'm presuming Mossy spilt his beer at a wobbly pub table.
I suggest this...

Nice! One each. Get a third and we can mush your food up in it, Rich

 

[Rezillo]

... all wind* in excess of a speed of 3mph will be required to blow in the direction that I am cycling.

* wind of meteorological origin, that is.

 

[MossCommuter]

It takes three legs to make a tripod or to make a table stand
It takes three wheels to make a vehicle called a tricycle...

Hallelujah

 

[Rezillo]

It takes three legs to make a tripod or to make a table stand
It takes three wheels to make a vehicle called a tricycle...

Hallelujah

All Hail Winjim. Mrs R's trike:

 

[Dave 123]

I'll give you the 5 day weekend!

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Yorkshire will be the Capital of the World.

It is already to the delusional nutters that live there.

 

[classic33]

It is already to the delusional nutters that live there.

Ah, that's those with second homes from down south. The new care in the community in action.

 

[rich p]

Yorkshire will be the Capital of the World.

Blimey you're not due another lack of self-esteem-Yorkshire-post for another 48 hours.

 

[luckyfox]

Stupid people will be sent to the moon, along with celery and tomatoes.

I'll take those tomatoes...


When I rule the world dogs who squat on the cycle path will be made to pick it up themselves to take home!

 

[speccy1]

There will be no cars

Was going to say exactly the same!

 

[BigonaBianchi]

I will force tobacco and alcohol companies to pay for the treatment of of the sick

I will make all unecessary food packaging illegal

There will be no X factor or Eastenders

Everybody (except WVM) will get 4 weeks free holiday abroad every year paid for by BP Esso and Texaco etc

The ducking stool will be re installed in every village for Witchcraft

Every Friday and Monday will be incorporated into 'weekend'

Politicians shall spend weekends filling in Potholes

Led Zeppelin will be on the national curriculum

Rap music will incur the death penalty

Free fish n' chips on fridays

Human beings will replace robotic telephone answering menus

Tomatoes will taste like Tomatoes again

Free cartoons in cinemas for kids on saturday mornings again

Respect will be taught in Schools and in Pubs across the land

There will be no wars

Anna Kornikova will be cloned and issued to all males over the age of 18

I will own Bianchi

 

[TheDoctor]

If the second word of your job title is 'Agent', the first word had better be 'Secret'.
All hills will be arranged in the correct downwards orientation. Escher, get your ass over here!
There will be a TV station dedicated to Fred Dibnah.
The M25 will only go clockwise. The other side will be transformed into The Mother Of All Velodromes.
Free Beer.

 

[cookiemonster]

One of these will be compulsory in every workplace and school.

http://9gag.com/gag/avZorEW?ref=fbp

 

[byegad]

All pretty tame stuff.

Now when I'm in charge:-
1. There will be far fewer people on the planet. (See No.1)
2. Climate change will self correct. (See No.1)
3. Nature will slowly take over the built environment. (See No.1)
4. I'll not lose my temper with stupidity. (See No.1)
5. Politicians will be a word in the dictionary that will get dropped by future generations as out of use. (See No.1)

 

[pplpilot]

Bendy busses will make an accordion noise when going around corners...