Argh! What's this! Snared! Unhand me sir! Oh, it's you Patrick! In which case, you may hand me again gently. Can I still have the cake?
You're not importuning young ladies with offers of torrid seconds of pleasure are you Patrick? Plus ce change est tout le meme chose....
as a new in post moderator i have to say that the amount of smut and innuendo is entirely appropriate