Where do I find Arch?

Anyone seen her?

 

Hiding under the tablein the caff, I think

 

I think I can see a shapely ankle sticking out. I'll put out a plate of cake and lie in wait.

 

Oooh! look! Someone's left a plate of cake on the floor! If I can just reach....

 

FOR GODS SAKE ARCH, DON'T DO IT

It's Stevens, he's laid a trap for you.......................

 

Argh! What's this! Snared! Unhand me sir!

Oh, it's you Patrick!

In which case, you may hand me again gently.

Can I still have the cake?

 

If you don't mind that it wasn't my hand.

 

Bang! 6 posts from Patrick, and it's all back to normal...

 

Did you say 'Bang'.

Things are definitely back to normal!

 

Thanks, don't mind if I do.

 

You're not importuning young ladies with offers of torrid seconds of pleasure are you Patrick?

Plus ce change est tout le meme chose....

 

Being the operative word by any chance

 

Ah, home at last! Much better 'ere innit?!

 

It's like being back in Cake Stop. Uncanny.