Where has uncle Drago gone ?

[Dave7]

The nation is falling apart and uncle Drago is not here to help.
Is there anyone to help ?

 

[Chromatic]

Are you drunk?

 

[Salty seadog]

The nation is falling apart and uncle Drago is not here to help.
Is there anyone to help ?

I've got him tied up in my basement 'cos the phone I bought off him 5 years ago it's going wafty. That'll teach the ****

 

[wiggydiggy]

I've got him tied up in my basement 'cos the phone I bought off him 5 years ago it's going wafty. That'll teach the ****

When do you bring out the gimp?

 

[Dave7]

Are you drunk?

Only a bit

 

[glasgowcyclist]

Only a bit

Hey, it’s 5 o’clock somewhere!

 

[Juan Kog]

I've got him tied up in my basement

Oh so who’s staying in my spare bedroom this weekend claiming to be Drago

 

[Cycleops]

Whadya mean? He's probably fighting off crazed female fans with pepper spray at the Northampton assembly rooms after a gig.

 

[StuAff]

Is this going to turn into a variation on 'I'm Spartacus'?

"No, he's recreating the Sistine Chapel ceiling in my garden shed"?

 

[Drago]

The nation is falling apart and uncle Drago is not here to help.
Is there anyone to help ?

I've been busy today. Gig last night, opticians this morning for my new glasses, quick raid into Qatar to assassinate some terrorists, barely found time to open up my new Dublin tent shop, but I'm home now.

I've got him tied up in my basement 'cos the phone I bought off him 5 years ago it's going wafty. That'll teach the ****

I told you at the point of sale that the 4 year and 11 month warranty could be extended another month for a very reasonable £700.