where's Keith these days?

Has he knocked it on the head finally??!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Richards or Oates?

 

no, but he's too busy knocking the top off to post!

 

I've told you, he lives in the 'nam. The internet tower there has probably been taken out by guerillas.

 

He recently registered on cylogs.

 

I hope he's ok and if he's done here, I wish him well.

Can someone now reveal the reason behind the proliferation of exclamation marks in his posts? I know some of you know the secret, but can't recall who.

 

Phoebus as well. He just disappeared at the beginning of September.

 

I think if you arrange all his posts chronologically and count the number of exclamation marks in each, and then replace each count with the corresponding letter of the alphabet, then it spells out a secret message.
*shoot, was I not supposed to reveal that?*

 

I know, but I'm sworn to secrecy! Honest, I promised him. He did treat me to an evening's worth of beers and a meal two nights running, so it's the least I can do; to keep the secret of !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, just that, a secret.

 

He was here not too long ago in response to a similar quesion as to his welfare and whereabouts. He gave assurances he was well and that he was a bit busy. He'll be back.

 

Hope so - vamos Keith!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

There was a rumour he was a secret agent, perhaps he's deep under cover on a case. Whatever he's upto good luck to him.

 

Yes, I do miss Mr Phoebus and his lovely cat with the blinking eyes. Hope he's all right - does anyone know?

 

If you listen carefully, you can just hear him saying "Saigon... shoot; I'm still only in Saigon".