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Wheres the Ark?

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by mondobongo, 26 Jun 2008.

  1. mondobongo

    mondobongo Über Member

    2 Giraffes have just knocked on my front door asking 'If I know where Noah lives?'
  2. marinyork

    marinyork Resting in suspended Animation

    They turned up a few thousand years too late. Tell 'em to chill. They'll make good pets in your zoo.
  3. Dayvo

    Dayvo Just passin' through

    Where's the Ark?

    I thought it had been lost!
  4. marinyork

    marinyork Resting in suspended Animation

    If the world was depopulated and the floods had gone down, it's not like the ark was needed! There would be no one to visit! It would also be quite strange concentrating all human resources of the time on the upkeep of a defunct vessel.
  5. Blue

    Blue Legendary Member


    I know what you mean. Earlier I had to take shelter when the road I was riding along turned into a river- I was going down a twisting hill and didn't fancy my chances of making it safely to the bottom!!
  6. ufkacbln

    ufkacbln Guest

    Filed away...............................

    in an......................................

  7. Dayvo

    Dayvo Just passin' through

    In Arkansas?
  8. tdr1nka

    tdr1nka Taking the biscuit

    I'd have said, 'I've no-ah deer.':biggrin:
  9. TVC

    TVC Living La Mala Vida

    Are talking Giraffes normal for Blackpool? I know York has the Elephants sorted.
  10. Night Train

    Night Train Guest

    One of my neighbours, a Muslim family, have had a 30' boat in the front drive for a while. No boat trailer or any means of moving it off the ground except by...

    I've often wondered if their God knows something we don't.
  11. Dayvo

    Dayvo Just passin' through

    Anyway, doesn't the Ark live in Yorch?
  12. velocidad

    velocidad Senior Member

    we have our ark:smile:


    cheers, velocidad;)
  13. OP

    mondobongo Über Member

    Come at the weekend you will see sights stranger than a talking Giraffe.
  14. Maz

    Maz Guru

    Nah. It's the same Noah-Ark-Flood deal going down in the Quran as in the Bible.
  15. Night Train

    Night Train Guest

    But that was in the past, have they been told of another one? It is certainly raining enough for it today.