Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by mondobongo, 26 Jun 2008.
2 Giraffes have just knocked on my front door asking 'If I know where Noah lives?'
They turned up a few thousand years too late. Tell 'em to chill. They'll make good pets in your zoo.
Where's the Ark?
I thought it had been lost!
If the world was depopulated and the floods had gone down, it's not like the ark was needed! There would be no one to visit! It would also be quite strange concentrating all human resources of the time on the upkeep of a defunct vessel.
I know what you mean. Earlier I had to take shelter when the road I was riding along turned into a river- I was going down a twisting hill and didn't fancy my chances of making it safely to the bottom!!
I'd have said, 'I've no-ah deer.'
Are talking Giraffes normal for Blackpool? I know York has the Elephants sorted.
One of my neighbours, a Muslim family, have had a 30' boat in the front drive for a while. No boat trailer or any means of moving it off the ground except by...
I've often wondered if their God knows something we don't.
Anyway, doesn't the Ark live in Yorch?
we have our ark
Come at the weekend you will see sights stranger than a talking Giraffe.
Nah. It's the same Noah-Ark-Flood deal going down in the Quran as in the Bible.
But that was in the past, have they been told of another one? It is certainly raining enough for it today.
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