When I stated my real age it suggested bowls

. When I lied and made out I was young it switched to netball.

WTF?
In reality, at various times in my life I've been a shotputter (about the same height and weight as Jonah Lomu), a second row forward at rugby, a footy goalkeeper, a swimmer and I've been OK at table tennis and badminton.
Bowls? Netball?....really?
Next time I do one of these things I'm just going to bullsh1t until it comes up with something that doesn't slaughter my self esteem!