Who else has burnt there finger nails ???

[Fab Foodie]

Do you comb your nairs, of course not. Nobber.

... nairs?
Sure you didn't mean file your Hails?

 

[threebikesmcginty]

... nairs?
Sure you didn't mean file your Hails?

Blimey, it's not like the l and the r are even close on the keyboard. names .....

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[Andy_R]

Blimey, it's not like the l and the r are even close on the keyboard.

too much gin...

 

[ayceejay]

I worked in the kitchen at a holiday camp (hi di hi) there was a big gas oven with the power switch on the side. Opposite was the stove top thingy and what you did was take the flame from the stove top thingy with a page of rolled up newspaper turn on the oven and you were in business. Underneath the power switch was a dustbin full of flour and when you took the lid off you had to be careful not to accidentally knock the gas tap. So this day I had the flaming Daily in my hand and opened the door of the gas oven while reaching for the on switch that was already on. It wasn't so much a bang as a woosh that took away my eyebrows, eye lashes and the first 3 inches of my hairline, I am not sure it was the smell but the opposite sex avoided me like I was some kind of alien for a long time.

 

[Gravity Aided]

I spent a fantastic autumnal weekend in a cabin in the Scottish highlands with pals (couples). During a storm we lost power and spent the night by the fire playing monopoly by candlelight and drinking anything that was in the place. Booze and naked flames evolved into an epic fart lighting competition.

And we had intended to be so cultured too.

I still have the photos, 'apply days.

I had a couple of friends doing that in a dorm at uni, then one succeeded in setting his pants alight. He was upstaged by a news bulletin that President Reagan had been shot.

 

[biggs682]

May I add vasectomy here in the burning flesh smell category?

ouch

 

[stephec]

May I add vasectomy here in the burning flesh smell category?

I had a general anaesthetic for that, no way I wanted to know what was going on.

 

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must have missed them

 

[Milkfloat]

I had a general anaesthetic for that, no way I wanted to know what was going on.

I was far more afraid of a general anaesthetic than someone rummaging around in my sack. However I was surprised by the number of people in the room and the person who is employed for 'small talk'.