Who has their invitation

[MichaelW2]

To the Royal Coronation.
If yours has not been delivered yet simply photoshop your titles , names and decorations into the space provided below. Very brave people can continue on a blank sheet of paper.

 

[Rocky]

Unfortunately there’s not enough room for all the titles and letters after my name (even adding a blank sheet of paper). I’ll have to decline.

 

[Oldhippy]

I'd tear it up and return with no stamp personally.

 

[fossyant]

Had to decline, I'm away on holiday.

 

[ianrauk]

I will be cycling and avoiding the gogglebox all day I'm afraid.

Spoiler

(abolish the monarchy)

 

[All uphill]

Let them eat cake!

 

[lazybloke]

Seemed the perfect opportunity for a getaway, but Lazyspouse disagreed.

On the other hand, she absolutely doesn't want to attend the local street party.

I don't mind the monarchy but won't be glued to the box. Reckon i'll go cycling instead.

 

[PeteXXX]

Sadly, I'm working. If they could rearrange the ceremony for the following weekend, I'll be free to attend.

Is it Bring a Bottle for the Reception? 🤔

 

[HMS_Dave]

I can't stop laughing at Charlies sausage fingers, so i had to decline.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Unfortunately there’s not enough room for all the titles and letters after my name (even adding a blank sheet of paper). I’ll have to decline.

You don't need to add all of your previous convictions you know, they might be the biggest bunch of crooks going, but you'll probably never impress them
anyway.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Riding my bike that day (genuinely am, I have an audax 400km route check to complete)

 

[steveindenmark]

I thought Camilla was Queen Consort. Or is she trying to promote herself?

 

[numbnuts]

I'm washing my hair - sorry

 

[Cycleops]

I thought Camilla was Queen Consort. Or is she trying to promote herself?

No, she's now being called Queen Camilla. Bit of a break with tradition.

 

[biggs682]

Washing behind my ears that day