Who let this noisy rabble in?

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PaulSB

PaulSB

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Pinno718 said:
Which has infected some of the natives.
...and they are much happier now. Some have seen the light, the creative opportunity for sheer and unadulterated Muppetry of the highest order. In time, they will become world class. Some will be fast tracked* as they are oozing potential - it's been unlocked, I am witnessing it all in real time. Rough diamonds waiting to shine. Embrace the cultural revolution. Hold it dear to your bosom. When you look back, you'll remember the void and the tea and the doilies against the contemporary rainbow colours which permeate every cerebral connection. You'll wake up with a smile knowing you now have a vessel; an outlet for all that pent up creativity. You will be released from the shackles of ironing your underpants, no longer bound by convention. You will buy a clapped out Yugo, fix it up, paint it Metallic cobalt blue and drive into the sunset of dreams having eloped with the woman/man you should have married (twice) towards the deep azure blue of the endless ocean of ideas.
Fighting it is futile and will only serve to deepen the morose sadness that's crept up on you after the initial highs of youth with those fake promises of 'look what you can do when you are an adult' and that epiphanic moment when you got that Raleigh Banana. It's all been downhill since and here's your chance to relive those carefree moments and chuck that brochure for a Co-op funeral plan - dance on it to the tune of 'I want to break free' played loud.
This my friend, is just the beginning...

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You may have so little to do you have time to compost compose this drivel.........I don't have time to read it.
 
classic33

classic33

Leg End Member
Pinno718 said:
Which has infected some of the natives.
...and they are much happier now. Some have seen the light, the creative opportunity for sheer and unadulterated Muppetry of the highest order. In time, they will become world class. Some will be fast tracked* as they are oozing potential - it's been unlocked, I am witnessing it all in real time. Rough diamonds waiting to shine. Embrace the cultural revolution. Hold it dear to your bosom. When you look back, you'll remember the void and the tea and the doilies against the contemporary rainbow colours which permeate every cerebral connection. You'll wake up with a smile knowing you now have a vessel; an outlet for all that pent up creativity. You will be released from the shackles of ironing your underpants, no longer bound by convention. You will buy a clapped out Yugo, fix it up, paint it Metallic cobalt blue and drive into the sunset of dreams having eloped with the woman/man you should have married (twice) towards the deep azure blue of the endless ocean of ideas.
Fighting it is futile and will only serve to deepen the morose sadness that's crept up on you after the initial highs of youth with those fake promises of 'look what you can do when you are an adult' and that epiphanic moment when you got that Raleigh Banana. It's all been downhill since and here's your chance to relive those carefree moments and chuck that brochure for a Co-op funeral plan - dance on it to the tune of 'I want to break free' played loud.
This my friend, is just the beginning...

*Cash payments through Paypal pinno@chezguevara.com
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A few things
You shouldn't iron underwear.
You shouldn't mention doing anything with underwear, much less mention them.
And, finally linky no worky!
 
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Pblakeney

Well-Known Member
Pinno718 said:
Which has infected some of the natives.
...and they are much happier now. Some have seen the light, the creative opportunity for sheer and unadulterated Muppetry of the highest order. In time, they will become world class. Some will be fast tracked* as they are oozing potential - it's been unlocked, I am witnessing it all in real time. Rough diamonds waiting to shine. Embrace the cultural revolution. Hold it dear to your bosom. When you look back, you'll remember the void and the tea and the doilies against the contemporary rainbow colours which permeate every cerebral connection. You'll wake up with a smile knowing you now have a vessel; an outlet for all that pent up creativity. You will be released from the shackles of ironing your underpants, no longer bound by convention. You will buy a clapped out Yugo, fix it up, paint it Metallic cobalt blue and drive into the sunset of dreams having eloped with the woman/man you should have married (twice) towards the deep azure blue of the endless ocean of ideas.
Fighting it is futile and will only serve to deepen the morose sadness that's crept up on you after the initial highs of youth with those fake promises of 'look what you can do when you are an adult' and that epiphanic moment when you got that Raleigh Banana. It's all been downhill since and here's your chance to relive those carefree moments and chuck that brochure for a Co-op funeral plan - dance on it to the tune of 'I want to break free' played loud.
This my friend, is just the beginning...

*Cash payments through Paypal pinno@chezguevara.com
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Damn!
I loved my Raleigh Banana.
 
Pinno718

Pinno718

Über Member
Location
Way out West
PaulSB said:
You may have so little to do you have time to compost compose this drivel.........I don't have time to read it.
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Pinno718

Pinno718

Über Member
Location
Way out West
Drago said:
We've already destroyed Chris Rea. There's nary a true fact about him left.
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We need to put the Mr Rea thread out to pasture. It's time. I'm sorry to bring this bad news to you but someone had to do it. It will go down in the archives. Maybe, if you are a good boy, they will make it a locked sticky.
Time for a new thread...
I have an idea.
 
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