who poos on your patio ??

[biggs682]

well not only do the birds sitting on the gutter poo on the patio , we know a morning lump or 2 of what looks like hedgehog poo !!

so who is pooing on your patio and who will poo on ours next

 

[vernon]

who will poo on ours next

I will if you pay my travel costs.

I can offer:

• Post curry
• Post pie
• Post apocalyptic

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

We don't have a patio, but the most poo in the garden is from the dog (which we pick up I hasten to add).

 

[coffeejo]

Dog, peacock, stoat/weasel, hedgehogs mainly. For a brief period, I also had chickens, but then my landlord changed his mind and said I couldn't keep them

 

[summerdays]

Unfortunately mostly fox ... I've had quite a bit to clear up this week. Sometimes we get hedgehog poo though we haven't had any recently, and next door's cat. If you are only going to have one then I recommend the hedgehog personally .

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Unfortunately mostly fox ... I've had quite a bit to clear up this week. Sometimes we get hedgehog poo though we haven't had any recently, and next door's cat. If you are only going to have one then I recommend the hedgehog personally .

Yep, cat poo is about as toxic as it gets.


P.S. I hate cats.

 

[gbb]

Only a small patio (only a small garden as well), all that gets on ours is dog poo normally, but lately we've had collared doves nesting on a precarious looking nest on the tv aerial above said patio.
Sadly i got up this morning, nest was empty, eggs gone, doves gone. Mybe a crows had em...at least i wont have to worry about dove poo as well...although i wouldn't have minded.

Reminds me...maybe last year my dog did a poo on the patio...it stood up like an statue . Took a photo and picture messaged it to my daughter
What the hells that !!!!! she replied. She still ribs me for doing it, even now.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Reminds me...maybe last year my dog did a poo on the patio...it stood up like an statue . Took a photo and picture messaged it to my daughter
What the hells that !!!!! she replied. She still ribs me for doing it, even now.

Ah yes, toilet humour at its best!

 

[Number14]

Dog, peacock, stoat/weasel, hedgehogs mainly. For a brief period, I also had chickens, but then my landlord changed his mind and said I couldn't keep them

If it's greased weasel could I have some to make me go faster please?

 

[coffeejo]

But if I'm wrong, there could be stoatally different consequences...

 

[vernon]

But if I'm wrong, there could be stoatally different consequences...

But they could weasily be remedied....

 

[swee'pea99]

Next door's cat. On the flat roof. Where it also likes to sit on the glass skylight, presumably for the warmth. It drives the dog absolutely NUTS!

 

[brokenbetty]

Cats and the odd fox. Every spring we get a turd a day, which reminds us to turn this on. The daily delivery instantly stops

(The 4 star review is mine)

 

[ColinJ]

I don't have a patio but I do have a small back yard which local cats used to think was a cat toilet. They don't now!

I honestly believe that cats are stupid compared to dogs ...

Most dogs would only need a large 6' 1" man running towards them screaming and waving a broom once or twice for them to work out that crapping there wasn't a safe thing to do.

It seemed to take the cats about 20 times to get the message, which I reinforced by regularly dousing them mid-crap with buckets of freezing water.

I also removed the enticing smell of old cat crap by replacing it with the pungent stench of strong bleach. Got right up their little noses that did!

 

[fossyant]

Bleach won't work - it will encourage Toms to spray ! PS super soakers are the way to go with pesky cats (used this before on a Tom that was a royal pain in the ar$e)

Now't on our patio - our three cats crap in the litter tray or in the veg patch.