Who walks round their house naked?

[addictfreak]

A few years ago my missus got up to go to the loo in the middle of the night (naked), at exactly the same time my step daughter did the same, unfortunately for her she was a little tiddly and came into the wrong room and climbed in bed!

I just said 'nice t**s Sara but your in the wrong bed'. Needless to say she was highly embarrassed the next morning.

P.S She was 21 at the time, just incase you were thinking bad things!

 

[ComedyPilot]

I think they were scabs!

From friction burns?

 

[ComedyPilot]

Absolutely, old chap! Mrs PV admonishes me slightly as she only does it late in the evening when an absence of callers can safely be predicted!

I once ran downstairs to get something just before having a bath and didnt realise OH was talking to his mate on the webcam. Said mate saw rather more of me than I would have liked

Not since my sons girlfriend moved in

We have a large window (5' x 5') near the bottom of the stairs so I have to make sure the paper girl isn't on her way down the path if I go down to make the tea in the buff.
She'd see my feet first then some considetable time later .....

A few years ago my missus got up to go to the loo in the middle of the night (naked), at exactly the same time my step daughter did the same, unfortunately for her she was a little tiddly and came into the wrong room and climbed in bed!

I just said 'nice t**s Sara but your in the wrong bed'. Needless to say she was highly embarrassed the next morning.

P.S She was 21 at the time, just incase you were thinking bad things!

Jeez - there are more 'Dark Horses' on here than an omnibus edition of Black Beauty.

 

[rich p]

No. I'd get friction burns

Is that Rabbie's brother?

 

[XmisterIS]

I do it all the time!

I love to get nude and squish my cock and balls against the window while staring at passers by and giving them the finger if they look at me.

If it's hot and the window's open, I'll shout, "what the f*ck are you looking at?".

 

[Dayvo]

I do it all the time!

I love to get nude and squish my cock and balls against the window while staring at passers by and giving them the finger if they look at me.

If it's hot and the window's open, I'll shout, "what the f*ck are you looking at?".

Classic!

 

[Crackle]

I do it all the time!

I love to get nude and squish my cock and balls against the window while staring at passers by and giving them the finger if they look at me.

If it's hot and the window's open, I'll shout, "what the f*ck are you looking at?".

That did make me laugh out loud.

 

[Flying_Monkey]

I don't as much as I used to... my wife says I am now much more civilised than when she first met me! But I don't really see anything wrong with it...*

*difficult to write anything else after XmisterIS...

 

[Dayvo]

That did make me laugh out loud.

I'm still pi$$ing myself! Bloody red wine!

 

[rich p]

I'm still pi$$ing myself! Bloody red wine!

Me too, whisky though!

 

[hackbike 666]

Me too,tea though.

 

[Ashtrayhead]

A few years ago my missus got up to go to the loo in the middle of the night (naked), at exactly the same time my step daughter did the same, unfortunately for her she was a little tiddly and came into the wrong room and climbed in bed!

I just said 'nice t**s Sara but your in the wrong bed'. Needless to say she was highly embarrassed the next morning.

P.S She was 21 at the time, just incase you were thinking bad things!

Reading that brings back a bad and embarrassing memory! My sister had temporarily moved in with me a couple of years ago and on the second day that she was there I'd got in from working a night shift, was quiet as a mouse, had a cup of tea, went to bed in the altogether as usual, couple of hours later the tea takes effect and I sleepily get up in a for a pee, go into the bathroom and sis is in the shower! I woke up very quickly!

 

[Fnaar]

I do it all the time!

I love to get nude and squish my cock and balls against the window while staring at passers by and giving them the finger if they look at me.

If it's hot and the window's open, I'll shout, "what the f*ck are you looking at?".

That's freakin' hilarious!
Nice one, post of the year! I'm crying with laughter onto my keyboard

 

[Bay Runner]

Of cause we both do, it's the only weapon we have left to get the kids to leave home

If the eldest one living at home doesn’t leave soon we may be celebrating a 30th birthday party soon.

p.s not mine or my wife’s, that was over 20 years ago

 

[Bay Runner]

I do it all the time!

I love to get nude and squish my cock and balls against the window while staring at passers by and giving them the finger if they look at me.

If it's hot and the window's open, I'll shout, "what the f*ck are you looking at?".

Kin excellent