Who would you want as a neighbour?

[Joe24]

Joe, Joe, Joe, I'm getting on for old enough to be your grandmother....


BTW, if we do transmogrify into a TV commune sitcom, can I be played by Felicity Kendal?

Age is just a number Arch!!!!

 

[Arch]

Age is just a number Arch!!!!

True, but I tend to prefer older men, or at least no more than a decade younger....

 

[Joe24]

True, but I tend to prefer older men, or at least no more than a decade younger....

Nooo, surely not Arch. Im only a few years younger.
Ive got hair on my head still aswell!!!

But please, never mention mooncups around me

 

[Arch]

Nooo, surely not Arch. Im only a few years younger.
Ive got hair on my head still aswell!!!

But please, never mention mooncups around me

Mooncup, mooncup, mooncup!

Who says I care about whether a chap has hair on his head?

 

[theclaud]

I'm torn between Arch and theclaud...Arch may be more keen to toddler-sit while me & the missus go on a pub crawl...but theclauds library may have more radical books to swop (saves postage too) but the clincher would be which one would take our moggie for keeps......

You might have to live next door to Yenners - I'm not having the moggie either. I wouldn't say I dislike cats, but I find them rather high-maintenance and don't enjoy being around them for long. Askwith Junior, on the other hand, looks a charming young fellow, and the occasional Reason to Stay Out of the Pub can only be good for me .

 

[mangaman]

BTW, if we do transmogrify into a TV commune sitcom, can I be played by Felicity Kendal?

Naturally

I'm afrid it would mean Yenners being played by Richard Briers

Dellzaqq (who of course volunteered to live next door) would be an ideal role for Paul Eddington.

theclaud - I don't know (Sigourney Weaver?)

 

[karen.488walker]

ooh oooh I've jumped up a place. That has cheered me up after the "Don't wear that dress Mummy, you look like you're going to have a baby" comment just received off my 7yr old. More biking needed in this corner.

 

[Arch]

Naturally

I'm afrid it would mean Yenners being played by Richard Briers

Dellzaqq (who of course volunteered to live next door) would be an ideal role for Paul Eddington.

theclaud - I don't know (Sigourney Weaver?)

No, no, I'm not being married to Yenrod!

 

[TheDoctor]

I have to say, I'm delighted to be as popular as Yenners...
Chuffed to bits.
Not.
*feels inadequate*

 

[Arch]

I have to say, I'm delighted to be as popular as Yenners...
Chuffed to bits.
Not.
*feels inadequate*

Careful, with that syntax, you're starting to sound like him...

I voted for you actually...

Afterall, I know how many bike tools and bits you have....

 

[jonesy]

Another vote for theclaud. I'm sure she can't wait to show me her collection of radical literature.

 

[karen.488walker]

am i to take it that theclaud, arch and myself are female and the rest are male and that is the only reason I'm 3rd? bloody hell and i thought my only prob was looking a bit preg. it's obv. more dire.

 

[mangaman]

No, no, I'm not being married to Yenrod!

OK Yenrod can be played by Neil Morrissey - BBC3 would probably commission it if that were the case

You're still Felicity Kendall and theclaud is still Sigourney Weaver though

If Bonj appears as a bit part player he's Rowan Atkinson in Mr Bean mode

 

[Joe24]

am i to take it that theclaud, arch and myself are female and the rest are male and that is the only reason I'm 3rd? bloody hell and i thought my only prob was looking a bit preg. it's obv. more dire.

Just shove up a picture of yourself, the amount of votes you get will rocket!

 

[theclaud]

theclaud - I don't know (Sigourney Weaver?)

I like this mangaman fellow. I think he should spend more time in P&L.