Semi - whole seems too 'creamy' which makes me feel a bit ill. Also reminds me of a time when I was a kid and my uncle used some fresh 'whole' milk and mixed it in my mashed potatoes. He was not impressed when I projectile-vomited all over the table as our family were eating dinner!
A few years ago Radio Leicester held a compition to win a VIP trip on the Stoke-on-Trent to Leicester Milk Race. You had to answer what are the 3 main types of milk, or some thing. I won Took my 2 sons. Had a great day, was a fantastic insight into the running of such a large event. As it turned out it was the last Milk Race.