Why are all the pretty girls on bikes............

[Saddle bum]

........ riding the other way?

 

[Smokin Joe]

There are plenty riding your way, Saddle Bum.

You're just too feckin' slow to catch them up.

 

[gary r]

you need to get fitter,then if any are cycling the same way you will catch them up,that doesnt really work as they would catch you if you were going slow.......oh i'll just shut up