Why are women so frustrating?

[byegad]

I've never understood why I can't leave the toilet seat up.

What about my needs eh?

Yes it's a bug they all seem to have. I understand about spray from a flush but the idea it has to be down so they can sit without having to move the seat is just stupid. As I pointed out to a particularly chippy woman who complained to me about this. You don't need a penis to operate the thing if I want it up I put it up, if you want it down you put it down!

 

[Fnaar]

I'm far better at housework and ironing and stuff than Mrs F, and we both know it.

 

[Hitchington]

You know the best thing I ever did was get thrown out by my wife. She's living with a fitness instructor. He drinks that yellow stuff in tins. He's an idiot!

 

[BigonaBianchi]

Woman are wonderful as they are...complex...challenging...emotional....irrational....beautiful.....bloody annoying at times and in need of a strong man....but all of that (and more) is what makes them women.

 

[T.M.H.N.E.T]

Slightly OT, but we have to concede that one as aerosol spread of faecal matter and bacteria is now scientifically proven. As above - Down loo seats are an infection control measure

My NVQ's in cleaning science didn't mention that Regular cleaning and disposal of the cloth/whatever is as far as it went.

 

[numbnuts]

I live on my own and I always put the seat down, it looks so unsightly with it up

 

[ttcycle]

She'll ask you to do something, when you do it, she says you're doing it wrong; then she'll take over. Lol next day, oh, you never do anything!

Sounds like a communication issue there buddy- ask a few questions and then it might get clearer what she's expecting.
However, it seems like it's one person rather than 'women' in general.

 

[Pauluk]

Having studied microbiology I heartily recommend you at least shut the lid when flushing the loo after curling one out, especially if your toothbrush is within a couple of metres. By all means leave it open after the tumult has abaited.

I always put the lid down when a big one doesn't flush. Out of sight out of mind.

 

[Marshmallow_Fluff]

Woman are wonderful as they are...complex...challenging...emotional....irrational....beautiful.....bloody annoying at times and in need of a strong man....but all of that (and more) is what makes them women.

I know a wise man when I see him..

 

[Marshmallow_Fluff]

I always put the lid down when a big one doesn't flush. Out of sight out of mind.

And there's another wise man!!

 

[byegad]

I'd just like to say I'm in charge* in our house.

I am the best cook. I knew I'd be seeing the kitchen fairly often during the first meal she cooked for me. She came in from the kitchen and said... 'How long do potatoes take to boil?'

I've taught her well over the years and she is now a pretty good cook.*





* And I have Mrs Byegad's permission to say this.

 

[Hitchington]

I live on my own and I always put the seat down, it looks so unsightly with it up

I agree and do the same. Luckily my flatmate (male) also agrees and does the same. The bathroom with a toilet seat and lid left down is so much more aesthetically pleasing.

 

[Noodley]

I agree and do the same. Luckily my flatmate (male) also agrees and does the same. The bathroom with a toilet seat and lid left down is so much more aesthetically pleasing.

If not very practical if you are needing a crap...

 

[TheLondonCyclist]

You know the best thing I ever did was get thrown out by my wife. She's living with a fitness instructor. He drinks that yellow stuff in tins. He's an idiot!

Haha

 

[TheLondonCyclist]

I'd just like to say I'm in charge* in our house.

I am the best cook. I knew I'd be seeing the kitchen fairly often during the first meal she cooked for me. She came in from the kitchen and said... 'How long do potatoes take to boil?'

I've taught her well over the years and she is now a pretty good cook.*





* And I have Mrs Byegad's permission to say this.

I've always been a betetr cook than my girlfriends. No wonder the top chefs are males.