Why are women so frustrating?

[Marshmallow_Fluff]

Everything you seem to do is wrong! I give up with women in 2013. Need a break lol I'm hoping some women here will let us in on a few secrets lol

Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy.. What have you done!!!
It's ok! Tell me what you want to know..

 

[vernon]

A man was walking along a California beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed it and out popped a genie. The genie said, "OK. You released me from the lamp, blah blah blah. This is the fourth time this month and I'm getting a little sick of these wishes so you can forget about three. You only get one wish!"

The man sat and thought about it for a while and said, "I've always wanted to go to Hawaii but I'm scared to fly and I get very seasick. Could you build me a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over there to visit?" The genie laughed and said, "That's impossible. Think of the logistics of that! How would the supports ever reach the bottom of the Pacific? Think of how much concrete...how much steel!! No, think of another wish."

The man said OK and tried to think of a really good wish. Finally, he said, "I've been married and divorced four times. My wives always said that I don't care and that I'm insensitive. So, I wish that I could understand women....know how they feel inside and what they're thinking when they give me the silent treatment....know why they're crying, know what they really want when they say 'nothing'....know how to make them truly happy...."

The genie asked, "Do you want that bridge two lanes or four?"

 

[byegad]

I set up home many years ago with a woman and as we both worked I did my share of the jobs. First she stopped me ironing my shirts, because I 'did it wrong'. Then she stopped me making the bed for the same reason. In the space of a year she stopped me doing any housework. Then she complained that I wasn't helping around the home!

That relationship didn't last long!

 

[colly]

This is not a problem that I've ever come across

Mrs looking over your shoulder then ?

 

[Marshmallow_Fluff]

2013 will come in 2 months and I will be forgetting about them for that year

Two whole months? Easy!

 

[Andrew_Culture]

I've never understood why I can't leave the toilet seat up.

What about my needs eh?

Having studied microbiology I heartily recommend you at least shut the lid when flushing the loo after curling one out, especially if your toothbrush is within a couple of metres. By all means leave it open after the tumult has abaited.

 

[biggs682]

i think they are all wonderful people who never do wrong and are always right .

they are all good looking , sexy, romantic and great at doing housework,cooking,nursing,and softer to touch than your left hand !

 

[biggs682]

i think they are all wonderful people who never do wrong and are always right .

they are all good looking , sexy, romantic and great at doing housework,cooking,nursing,and softer to touch than your left hand !

just been told by other half the above is a load of cr@@

 

[TheLondonCyclist]

I set up home many years ago with a woman and as we both worked I did my share of the jobs. First she stopped me ironing my shirts, because I 'did it wrong'. Then she stopped me making the bed for the same reason. In the space of a year she stopped me doing any housework. Then she complained that I wasn't helping around the home!

That relationship didn't last long!

She'll ask you to do something, when you do it, she says you're doing it wrong; then she'll take over. Lol next day, oh, you never do anything!

 

[ianrauk]

She'll ask you to do something, when you do it, she says you're doing it wrong; then she'll take over. Lol next day, oh, you never do anything!

That is exactly how I got away with not ironing anything for the past 16 years of our relationship.

 

[Deleted member 1258]

I'll have been married for 30 years come the end of February, so I recon I'm doing something right, when I figure out what that is I'll let you lot know.

 

[TheLondonCyclist]

I'll have been married for 30 years come the end of February, so I recon I'm doing something right, when I figure out what that is I'll let you lot know.

Lol. Young women are just not the same as they used to be. My era sucks.

 

[Marshmallow_Fluff]

She'll ask you to do something, when you do it, she says you're doing it wrong; then she'll take over. Lol next day, oh, you never do anything!

That's why I don't bother to ask for anything that I am perfectly cabable of doing (better) myself! That leaves him with doing.. ermmm.. let me think.. oh yes: f***all!

 

[Marshmallow_Fluff]

Lol. Young women are just not the same as they used to be. My era sucks.

And so is mine!

 

[Cyclist33]

Having studied microbiology I heartily recommend you at least shut the lid when flushing the loo after curling one out, especially if your toothbrush is within a couple of metres. By all means leave it open after the tumult has abaited.

Yes!

To be perfectly honest, apart from my son, that tip about putting the toilet seat lid down is the only thing of value that came out of my last relationship!