"Why bother asking me?"

[Levo-Lon]

My mrs will tell me to get a item when shopping, then goes and changes it for the same thing But my choice was wrong...
Oddly she likes me calling her my fat nav when on a journey..she is in control of the way we get there But im driving..

 

[vernon]

My mrs will tell me to get a item when shopping, then goes and changes it for the same thing But my choice was wrong...
Oddly she likes me calling her my fat nav when on a journey..she is in control of the way we get there But im driving..

You've got a fat nav?

I've got a sat nag. I dare not challenge her directions when I'm driving the car even when I know they are wrong. Challenges usually end in tears, usually mine.

 

[vernon]

I prefer a saag bhaji seeing as we are talking about food.

I had roast partridge yesterday curtesy of @Cubist.

I also had it for breakfast because Mrs Vernon and mini Vernon minor could not cope with the reality of transformation from beast to meat.

Fenton was no help with the dressing of the birds. 'Allergic to feathers?' my arse.

 

[Globalti]

I've got a twatnav.

 

[mustang1]

Is this a woman thing or a partner thing or a something else thing...the way she asks my opinion, then if it doesn't tally with hers, tells me why I'm wrong. Aaaaaargh!

She's looking for confirmation. From her POV, you are wrong. You could give her your POV. Depends how deep you want to get.

 

[Cubist]

My favorite question and answer session from Mrs Cube often hinges around dinner.
Mrs C " What Would you like for dinner?"
Foolishly naive Cubist " What is there?"
Mrs C " There's chicken or pork."
FNC " Ooh, I'd like chicken please."
Mrs C " I was going to do that tomorrow. "
FNC " Well, why did you give me a choice?"
Mrs C "It's about a joint decision."

 

[vernon]

Mrs C "It's about a joint decision."

And you didn't dare tell her to joint the chicken......

 

[Lullabelle]

A friend of a friend was asked the classic "does this (dress) make me look fat", "no, it's all that chocolate you eat"

fair play to him!

 

[screenman]

Brave man.When does he come out of hospital .

You think he got off that lightly.