Racing roadkill
Guru
It cracks me up. Are they born with the instinct? Is it learned?
Why do dogs always pee up against trees / lamp posts?
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Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
Bitches squat
Cubist
Still wavin'
- Location
- Ovver 'thill
H to O, no flow without the other
Oh, but how
Do we make contact
With one another?
Cubist
Still wavin'
- Location
- Ovver 'thill
"Come on people now, smile on your brother and
everybody get together, try to love one another right now"
When I was an alien, cultures weren't opinions
Gotta find a way, to find a way, when I'm here
Gotta find a way - a better way - I had better wait
Never met a wise man, if so it's a woman
[x2]
Gotta find a way, to find a way, when I'm here
Gotta find a way - a better way - I had better wait
"Just because you're paranoid, don't mean they're not after you"
[x4]
Gotta find a way, to find a way, when I'm here
Gotta find a way - a better way - I had better wait
Pro Tour Punditry
Guru
My dog once pished on John Swinney MSP, I didnae teach him.
Hill Wimp
Fair weathered,fair minded but easily persuaded.
They all learn to squat from their mothers then eventually the males just cock their legs. It's quite funny watching them in that in between stage when they cannot quite stabilise themselves.
slowmotion
Quite dreadful
- Location
- lost somewhere
I don't know why but I'm glad they do. Cats piss in your headphones.
Cubist
Still wavin'
- Location
- Ovver 'thill
Friend of mine had a Papillon. That used to do a handstand to pee. Awful dogs, awesome core strength.
Roadrider48
Voice of the people
- Location
- Londonistan
To avoid urinating down the inside of their hind legs....maybe? I dunno!
That is because your cat is a music critter-ic
Men have only two legs, and some fail to manage this after a few pints
Gravity Aided
Legendary Member
- Location
- Land of Lincoln
My dog has, in his haste to have the last word, urinated on his small beagle housemate. It seems to be whatever is the tallest object in the vicinity, within a certain range. Pooing seems to be done to spite other dogs.
Piemaster
Guru
- Location
- UK City of Culture
They're just leaving pee-mails for their mates
