Apollonius
Guru
- Location
- South Staffordshire
Coming back home today by car, and stopped at a red light. The car behind me, driven by a MAN IN A HAT overtook me and went through the red light. Why do MEN IN HATS always jump red lights?
On second thoughts, the car was silver. Why do PEOPLE IN SILVER CARS always jump red lights.
Now I have it. The car was a Mercedes. Why do MERCEDES DRIVERS always jump red lights?
Another thought. The driver was obviously a Freemason with friends in the Police, so he would get away with it. Why do FREEMASONS always jump red lights?
On second thoughts, the car was silver. Why do PEOPLE IN SILVER CARS always jump red lights.
Now I have it. The car was a Mercedes. Why do MERCEDES DRIVERS always jump red lights?
Another thought. The driver was obviously a Freemason with friends in the Police, so he would get away with it. Why do FREEMASONS always jump red lights?
