why do my trousers...

[Crackle]

...split at the bum, eh? Do other people's split there? I've just thrown out three pair, two of which I hadn't realized had gone. I can't recall if I ever bent down to pick the dog's ball up while out or tie my shoelaces...

I don't want to ask anyone, it's not the kind of thing you can ask. I'm only grateful I spotted it. I'll have to add it to my list of things to check before I leave the house.

No white nose hairs visible - check
No long tufts sticking out of ears - check
Zip up, belt closed - check
Not stood in dog shoot last time I was out - check
t-shirt label not sticking out again - check

Back to the trousers though. If I didn't bend down they be fine. maybe I'll take them back out the bin and remember not to bend down.

 

[glasgowcyclist]

...split at the bum, eh? Do other people's split there? I've just thrown out three pair, two of which I hadn't realized had gone. I can't recall if I ever bent down to pick the dog's ball up while out or tie my shoelaces...

I don't want to ask anyone, it's not the kind of thing you can ask. I'm only grateful I spotted it. I'll have to add it to my list of things to check before I leave the house.

No white nose hairs visible - check
No long tufts sticking out of ears - check
Zip up, belt closed - check
Not stood in dog **** - check
t-shirt label not sticking out again - check

Back to the trousers though. If I didn't bend down they be fine. maybe I'll take them back out the bin and remember not to bend down.

Might it be related to your screen name?

GC

 

[SatNavSaysStraightOn]

My OH's always wear out on one particular side of the crotch. I can only assume a bad habit of scratching....

 

[Crackle]

[QUOTE 3091251, member: 259"]Marks and Spencers do very nice stretch tartan shorts for the more 'ample' gentleman. [/QUOTE]
I'll tell one.

 

[Arjimlad]

My Dad gave me a nice old 3-piece blue pinstripe suit which he had grown out of, when I was a trainee Solicitor.

I too failed to realise the thin-ness of the material/rotting of the stitching.

So it was, that when I bent down in Court to put down a box of files I had carried in, there was a nasty ripping sound and my undercrackers (clean that day) received unexpected judicial exposure !

 

[MarkF]

It's natural bacterial breakdown of material. Wipe yer arse properly.

 

[Crackle]

It's natural bacterial breakdown of material. Wipe yer arse properly.

Yeah but my undercrackers don't split.

...and how very dare you.

 

[SatNavSaysStraightOn]

Yeah but my undercrackers don't split.

...and how very dare you.

perhaps they just get washed more often?

 

[Crackle]

perhaps they just get washed more often?

Once a month, whether they need it or not.

 

[PK99]

Once a month, whether they need it or not.

if you turn them inside out you can get another month!

 

[Silver Fox]

if you turn them inside out you can get another month!

And wear them back to front.

 

[MarkF]

Yeah but my undercrackers don't split.

...and how very dare you.

Yes, but they are your insulator and acting as the permeable vapour barrier, do you fart a lot?

 

[ArDee]

My OH's always wear out on one particular side of the crotch. I can only assume a bad habit of scratching....

Could be the side he dresses

 

[cosmicbike]

Could be the side he dresses

Well he should try cross dressing to alleviate the problem

 

[SatNavSaysStraightOn]

Well he should try cross dressing to alleviate the problem

won't work - I only wear trousers - there is not a skirt or dress in this house!