My Dad gave me a nice old 3-piece blue pinstripe suit which he had grown out of, when I was a trainee Solicitor......
... when I bent down in Court to put down a box of files I had carried in, there was a nasty ripping sound and my undercrackers (clean that day) received unexpected judicial exposure !
My first appearance in the County Court, as a trainee solicitor for a nameless local authority, saw me rise nervously to my feet in suit and gown ...
"ASC, I cannot hear you"
- so I raised my voice, as you do when you are 22....
"ASC, I still cannot hear you. You are improperly dressed" - pointing to my sandals.
My, how we all laughed! B**tard.