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Arjimlad

Tights of Cydonia
Location
South Glos
I think I might have an answer.

Unshaved, soft haired & natural has to be kinder on cloth than shaved & stubbly, if you get my drift.
 

L14M

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ASC1951

Guru
Location
Yorkshire
My Dad gave me a nice old 3-piece blue pinstripe suit which he had grown out of, when I was a trainee Solicitor......
... when I bent down in Court to put down a box of files I had carried in, there was a nasty ripping sound and my undercrackers (clean that day) received unexpected judicial exposure !
My first appearance in the County Court, as a trainee solicitor for a nameless local authority, saw me rise nervously to my feet in suit and gown ...
"ASC, I cannot hear you"

- so I raised my voice, as you do when you are 22....


"ASC, I still cannot hear you. You are improperly dressed" - pointing to my sandals.

My, how we all laughed! B**tard.
 
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