Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
'And remember folks, be careful out there!'
Why do people?
- Thread starter BentMikey
- Start date
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Partner: Have a safe journey
Cyclist: WTF do you mean??? Statistically cycling is way safer than every other mode of transport combined!! You're more likely to lose a leg getting a massage...
Partner: I was only....
Cyclist: You were only nothing! You're part of a global movement that's seeking to undermine cycling as a safe mode of transport. How much do Shell pay you to say 'have a safe journey'??
Partner: You're a pretentious pillock. I hope you get run over by a bus.
Cyclist: Do you see this?? You're on cam and this is going on YouTube!
Cyclist: WTF do you mean??? Statistically cycling is way safer than every other mode of transport combined!! You're more likely to lose a leg getting a massage...
Partner: I was only....
Cyclist: You were only nothing! You're part of a global movement that's seeking to undermine cycling as a safe mode of transport. How much do Shell pay you to say 'have a safe journey'??
Partner: You're a pretentious pillock. I hope you get run over by a bus.
Cyclist: Do you see this?? You're on cam and this is going on YouTube!
Flying Dodo
It'll soon be summer
I can't recall anyone saying "have a safe ride" to me. I don't know if that means they think I'm invincible or not (better than being Vince Cable I suppose).
BrumJim
Forum Stalwart (won't take the hint and leave...)
- Location
- Selly Oak, Birmingham
Simba
Specialized Allez 24 Rider
- Location
- Tottington - Lancashire
My missus always does the same.
