Partner: Have a safe journey
Cyclist: WTF do you mean??? Statistically cycling is way safer than every other mode of transport combined!! You're more likely to lose a leg getting a massage...
Partner: I was only....
Cyclist: You were only nothing! You're part of a global movement that's seeking to undermine cycling as a safe mode of transport. How much do Shell pay you to say 'have a safe journey'??
Partner: You're a pretentious pillock. I hope you get run over by a bus.
Cyclist: Do you see this?? You're on cam and this is going on YouTube!