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Why I got banned from C+: please do not read if offendable

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by Eurostar, 6 Jul 2007.

  1. Eurostar

    Eurostar Über Member

    Location:
    Brixton
    Hello all Cycle Chatters and C+ refugees. I had quite a few requests for the filth-drivel that got me banned yesterday. So here it is, sanitised at the request of admin. (I should have thought of that before you asked, VERY sorry admin.) If you want the unexpurgated version PM me. But it is really horrid.

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    If there is a filter (we'll soon see) one of the MTBers has cunningly got round it by giving his location as "**** you and your ******* forum."

    I don't know what there is to do here apart from test the freedom of speech laws. Now that Race and Know-How have been emptied of posts and posters (way to go Future, you s*******s) there's ****-all else going on.

    Er...<tries to get worked up about something else and fails>...He Whom We Do Not Name is a *****. That ****** ****ought to get a job instead of encouraging sad BMW-driving ****** to be even bigger **** than they already are. Pretty soon he'll be locked up for inciting so many **** to pervert the course of justice by swapping points. I hope he gets AIDS from being ******** in the showers.

    And another thing. I saw ***** ******* doing cocaine while taking it up the **** from that ****** ******* *******. Now I know why he's called Big George. His **** as fat as He Whom We Do Not Name's head. But only half as ugly. I bet ***** ***** has never had sex unless you count the time he fitted his entire head up his own ****. That's probably why he has that tragic ponytail - for lubrication. Looks like he hasn't washed it since.

    And another thing. ***** Cycles is a ****** *******. I wouldn't mind if all they did was knowingly fob me off with a new bike with a cracked frame which put me in a wheelchair. What really gets my goat is that half the staff at their Waterloo branch are ********** ******* ******* ****** who shot ***** ****** before nipping round to ********'s place to ******* that nice ***** ****** with the ***** while ******** held him underwater. :blush:

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    Right. have a nice Friday afternoon everyone. I'm off to Cyclefit for tea with Ernesto Colnago.
     
  2. OP
    OP
    Eurostar

    Eurostar Über Member

    Location:
    Brixton
    I don't know how it works but the C+ one would automatically recognise and change the spelling of (or replace with asterisks) certain swearwords. And the gentleman who runs a certain anti speed camera site had his name 'filtered' to He Whom We Do Not Name. Maybe because he was always accusing us of libelling him, or maybe because he and his mates were trolling C+ a lot. Bit of a battle there.
     
  3. alecstilleyedye

    alecstilleyedye nothing in moderation Staff Member

    the cycling plus filter was piss easy to circumvent. don't know about this one though…

    …oh yes, just as easy :blush:
     
  4. Cycling Naturalist

    Cycling Naturalist Legendary Member

    Location:
    Llangollen
    Something as innocuous as that got you banned!!!!!!! I've heard worse things than that in a vicar's sermon for the Sunday family service.
     
  5. Oh yes I read that and thought it was hilarious!
    No accounting for taste, eh?
     
  6. Yorkshireman

    Yorkshireman New Member

    I notice that you are apparently reinstated on Radar :rolleyes: - Bribery or corruption? :blush: .
     
  7. Steve Austin

    Steve Austin The Marmalade Kid

    Location:
    Mlehworld
    Thats not as bad as some of the stuff in MBUKids sandpit :blush:
     
  8. Arch

    Arch Married to Night Train

    Location:
    York, UK
    I think it's more effective with the ****s. Like a horror film where you never quite see the 'thing', so you imagine much much worse...
     
  9. I think the BikeRadar administrators might have realised they acted a little hastily in banning Eurostar for that. Fair play to them, at least they've reinstated him.
     
  10. graham56

    graham56 Veteran

    Eurostar, did you reeeaaalllyy see LA taking it up the **** by GH :shock : orrrrrrr are you just kidding??? :blush: :rolleyes: :thumbsup:
     
  11. colly

    colly Re member eR

    Location:
    Leeds
    I sense the OP has been rather tense of late.

    But Arch is right about the ****** . Much more interesting. ^_^
     
  12. The Velvet Curtain

    The Velvet Curtain Living La Mala Vida

    How and why did you dig this one up Colly?
     
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  13. Mort

    Mort Interstellar Overalls

    July 2007 - is this a record? record1.jpg :rolleyes:
     
  14. tadpole

    tadpole Senior Member

    Location:
    St George
    We have a Necromonger on board who knew?
     
  15. Paulus

    Paulus Getting older by the minute

    Location:
    Barnet,
    Must of took a bit of dredging to find this thread Colly? Something you want to share with us?