why, you can't possibly be old enough

[Markymark]

Looks like my dad

?

 

[threebikesmcginty]

she was 48 when she was conceived, and only 2 weeks off her 49th birthday when she was born...Just think how old my friend will be when her daughter turns 21!

Wait I know this one, is it 28?

 

[Hyslop]

Isimply cant believe the lack of comments,possibly gentlemanly discretion,more likely pure jealousy! Personally,in the search for everlasting youth I swear by Oil of Olay in a pint of Cream Soda-it tastes nasty and doesnt work,thats why I swear!

Said nobody when I told them my son turned 21 today

 

[vernon]

I'm accustomed to my pupils mistaking me for someone fifteen years younger.

 

[Kestevan]

I'm accustomed to my pupils mistaking me for someone fifteen years younger.

Given the state of modern edumacation I'm surprised kids these days have heard of methuselah.

 

[Brandane]

I always thought I looked reasonably young for my years, until......
I went to my local train station to buy a ticket for somewhere not very local, and it was going to be expensive.
The ticket clerk, who wasn't exactly a teenager herself, asked me if I qualified for an "over 55's" rail card .
Bliddy cheek! I was only about 46 then .

 

[vernon]

Given the state of modern edumacation I'm surprised kids these days have heard of methuselah.

Of course they've heard of Methuselah, they drink at least three of them per weekend.

 

[rich p]

I'm accustomed to my pupils mistaking me for someone fifteen years younger.

Trying for a better grade Vern?

 

[vernon]

Trying for a better grade Vern?

Pies, not flattery, buy better grades.....

 

[arch684]

I look younger when in lycra but only from the back

 

[rich p]

Pies, not flattery, buy better grades.....

I knew you were a man of principle!

 

[Crackle]

I'm accustomed to my pupils mistaking me for someone fifteen years younger.

Have you found out who it is yet?

 

[vernon]

Have you found out who it is yet?

I've tried finding him but I can't see beyond my inflated ego.

 

[Maverick Goose]

Given the state of modern edumacation I'm surprised kids these days have heard of methuselah.

They will have if they've watched Breaking Bad...

 

[classic33]

Not quite....but that chap in the right looks like someone on here who posts quite a lot

You reckon?