Why

[mr_cellophane]

when you turn a fridge up it gets colder, but if you turn an oven up it gets hotter?

 

[Cameronmu917772]

Suppose it would be to do with the perception or idea that more is more?

Like. Out of ten how cool is Boris Johnston? One being not at all and ten being uber cool.
I would say 8 but that's another story.

 

[MontyVeda]

slow day for mr cellophane

 

[Nihal]

There was a thread @Andrew_Culture started about something like this.No ovens mentioned I think.

 

[Haitch]

Why do you peel a banana when you unpeel it?

 

[Cheddar George]

If you turn up your trousers they get shorter.

 

[helston90]

Sit up at the table or sit down at the table- language is great.

 

[Fnaar]

Why does a towel get wetter the more it dries?

Why does Miss Goodbody up the road get hotter each time I see her? And how exactly is it she turns me on?

 

[Cameronmu917772]

Why am I looking for a decent job?

 

[jayonabike]

Why is it inside they're called stairs but outside they're called steps?

 

[Fnaar]

I once helped my uncle Jack off a horse.

 

[JoeyB]

Why did I just waste 2 mins of my life reading the comments on this thread....and then another 60 seconds coming back into the thread to post this comment!

 

[Melonfish]

Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

Is there reserved parking at the sochi special olympics for non-handicapped people?

Is there another word for thesaurus?

 

[Archie_tect]

Why does Miss Goodbody up the road get hotter each time I see her? And how exactly is it she turns me on?

... on a thermostat she'd simply twist the knob...
How can flammable and inflammable mean exactly the same...

 

[Archie_tect]

In an ideal world, I wouldn't have to think up how to improve stuff.