Why

[glasgowcyclist]

when you turn a fridge up it gets colder, but if you turn an oven up it gets hotter?

Ah, but have you tried swapping knobs?

(..on the appliances, you dirty boy!)


GC

 

[Andrew_Culture]

There was a thread @Andrew_Culture started about something like this.No ovens mentioned I think.

Yup! The fridge question was discussed extensively here http://www.cyclechat.net/threads/to...-daft-pub-closing-type-type-questions.122711/

 

[classic33]

Is there another word for thesaurus?

"If you look up the definition of thesaurus, you'll find that it's a book of synonyms, and if you look up the definition of synonym, you'll find that it's "a word having the same or nearly the same meaning as another word in a language.""

Why does Slow Up & Slow Down mean the same thing?

 

[ScotiaLass]

"Driver can you stop the bus and let my little brother Jack off?"

 

[welsh dragon]

Are we there yet?

 

[classic33]

Can't you daydream during the nighttime?

 

[Shut Up Legs]

when you turn a fridge up it gets colder, but if you turn an oven up it gets hotter?

Why indeed?

 

[Cubist]

Why is "abbreviation" such a long word.

Why is "Dyslexia" so difficult to spell?

Why does sour cream have a sell-by date?

 

[Melonfish]

if olive oil comes from olives, and rapeseed oil comes from rapeseed, where does baby oil come from?
Do you need a silencer if you're going to shoot a mime?

 

[Andy_R]

A thermos flask can keep hot things hot, and cold things cold, but not both at the same time.

 

[classic33]

A thermos flask can keep hot things hot, and cold things cold, but not both at the same time.

How does it know which to do though?