Wigsie Junior Number 4 update

[Greedo]

All the best mate to you and your family.

Call the kid Greedo?

 

[Theseus]

She is bouncing up and down on one of those gym balls at the moment trying to get things moving!

As I am sure you are aware, a bit of loving while bouncing around can help as well.

 

[ChrisKH]

As I am sure you are aware, a bit of loving while bouncing around can help as well.

Followed by a curry.

 

[Fnaar]

Good luck!
Call the baby Algernon if it's a boy, and Priscilla if it's a girl.

 

[4F]

I see the backs better ! Who are you again ?

 

[MacB]

She is bouncing up and down on one of those gym balls at the moment trying to get things moving!

A round, bouncy, gym ball that answers to the name Wigsie, that's how you got in this mess in the first place. Best of wishes to you both, it's going to be some work ahead.

Oh, and mate, just wearing your pants over your trousers isn't making you a superdad

 

[Wigsie]

As I am sure you are aware, a bit of loving while bouncing around can help as well.

I am more than aware, and am a regular red blooded male and will try and talk her into some lovin on average 5 times a day normaly, yet after witnessing 'the sweep' on Tuesday I will be giving her a few days off!

I made chilli two nights ago and we had a curry yesterday... still not worked, but I have a burning ring of fire!

 

[ChrisKH]

A round, bouncy, gym ball that answers to the name Wigsie, that's how you got in this mess in the first place. Best of wishes to you both, it's going to be some work ahead.

Oh, and mate, just wearing your pants over your trousers isn't making you a superdad

Oh I dunno; how he found the time, energy and inclination (from Mrs Wigsy) with three kids already, must put him in the 'Talk the hind legs off a donkey' class of Dad. Or some form of Donkey category.

 

[summerdays]

I was told that a sweep wasn't really that helpful unless you were fairly ripe in the first place ... Good luck ...

 

[Theseus]

I am more than aware, and am a regular red blooded male and will try and talk her into some lovin on average 5 times a day normaly, yet after witnessing 'the sweep' on Tuesday I will be giving her a few days off!

Reminds me of the 3 ages of man ...

Tri Weekly
Try Weekly
Try Weakly

 

[rich p]

Good luck Wiggo!

Is she going into Labour or will it be a coalition?

Cameron for a boy, Clegg for a girl

 

[HLaB]

Congrats & Good Luck Wigsie

 

[Wigsie]

Oh, and mate, just wearing your pants over your trousers isn't making you a superdad

I am not a total moron MacB!

You have to peg a towel around your neck as a cape or it won't work!

She is now on a website that she has to click start and stop for every contraction and it will tell her how she is progressing and when to go to hospital...

"surely when it hurts so much you can't be arsed to push the start and stop button is when its time to go to hospital?" was met with a look that made me almost wee my pants!

 

[summerdays]

I am not a total moron MacB!

You have to peg a towel around your neck as a cape or it won't work!

She is now on a website that she has to click start and stop for every contraction and it will tell her how she is progressing and when to go to hospital...

"surely when it hurts so much you can't be arsed to push the start and stop button is when its time to go to hospital?" was met with a look that made me almost wee my pants!

Isn't there a fatal flaw in that argument in that ...you could live right next to the hospital or you could be 30 miles away

 

[Wigsie]

Its when the mouse goes through the screen that you start the engine.

Ha ha i think she wants you dead now Mr P!