Will my water bottle cause certain death?

[XmisterIS]

Edit: Where's Frazer from Dad's Army when you need him?

View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTr6oLFHnK0

 

[PaulB]

There is one thing that causes certain death: life.

Not true. The one thing that causes certain death is sex. All species that reproduce sexually are doomed to die. Some species that reproduce asexually don't. The message? Since you're paying for it, you may as well enjoy it!

 

[Bollo]

Not true. The one thing that causes certain death is sex. All species that reproduce sexually are doomed to die. Some species that reproduce asexually don't. The message? Since you're paying for it, you may as well enjoy it!

Yet another reason for my possible immortality!

 

[XmisterIS]

Not true. The one thing that causes certain death is sex. All species that reproduce sexually are doomed to die. Some species that reproduce asexually don't. The message? Since you're paying for it, you may as well enjoy it!

Brings a whole new meaning to the phrase, "Death by buggery" ...