Will swap toilet roll for eggs

roley poley

Senior Member
Location
leeds
don't use eggs to wipe your bum mate trust me on this one
 

CanucksTraveller

Macho Business Donkey Wrestler
Location
Hertfordshire
Toilet paper? Get in the shower with a flannel you dirty beggars. No need to smear your faecal matter all over your 'arris with paper, it's a modern construct is that. Wash your ring and get it properly squeaky clean.

As for the eggs problem, I'm unable to help. Thems is some really hard to replace items.
 

tom73

Veteran
Location
Yorkshire
@mudsticks Rub it in why don't you :laugh:
 
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