Will swap toilet roll for eggs

[mudsticks]

I hadn't thought of both, love the time saving recommendation.

Now please wash your hands...

 

[AndreaJ]

They are very popular girls now.

 

[CanucksTraveller]

Over this way toilet tissue shortage is a non event, we use the 'bum-gun' method, so much better than the alternative

Tell us more about the "bum gun method", I'm dying to know what that is.

I'd google it but frankly I'm terrified what results might come up.

 

[Fab Foodie]

I have 3 tins of mackerel in spicy tomato sauce, and some Vit D tablets.
Any good? 🤔

I bought 6 tins and felt like was stockpiling :-/

 

[FrankCrank]

Ooops

 

[PeteXXX]

Tell us more about the "bum gun method", I'm dying to know what that is.

I'd google it but frankly I'm terrified what results might come up.

You might not want to know, actually 😂

 

[FrankCrank]

Tell us more about the "bum gun method", I'm dying to know what that is.

I'd google it but frankly I'm terrified what results might come up.

Expect you can figure it out.....

 

[Fab Foodie]

Tell us more about the "bum gun method", I'm dying to know what that is.

I'd google it but frankly I'm terrified what results might come up.

I have been using a portable bidet/bum gun for ages now:
https://www.brondell.com/gospa-travel-bidet/

Interestingly they are experiencing high demand at the moment!
Fill with soapy water, wash botty clean, dry with bog roll or small towel/flannel. Scrub hands.

Far nicer than smearing using bog-roll. :-)))

 

[Tenkaykev]

Tell us more about the "bum gun method", I'm dying to know what that is.

I'd google it but frankly I'm terrified what results might come up.

Like when Mrs Tenkay got her sparkly Purple Brompton and wanted coordinated cycling gear. I warned her not to Google " Purple helmet"

 

[Salty seadog]

Tell us more about the "bum gun method", I'm dying to know what that is.

I'd google it but frankly I'm terrified what results might come up.

I'd wager some old cc posts from @Fab Foodie.

Eta, confirmed by the man himself.

 

[Drago]

I've some spearmint Wrigley's gum. only lightly chewed. Would consider swapping on a 5 sheets of loo roll per stick exchange rate.

 

[mudsticks]

Like when Mrs Tenkay got her sparkly Purple Brompton and wanted coordinated cycling gear. I warned her not to Google " Purple helmet"

Ive got into trouble, more than once for the profligate use of the aubergine emoji.

Thing is, I do actually mean to Imply that I've got lots of aubergines..

 

[itboffin]

so back to the hot tub thinking logically, pop the eggs in with some shell pasta once ready remove them jump in for a good old arse scrubbing

 

[mudsticks]

so back to the hot tub thinking logically, pop the eggs in with some shell pasta once ready remove them jump in for a good old arse scrubbing

Is this how civilisation ends ??