My two boys have about twenty million bears and other soft toys they have accumulated. Each. But why do they have to live on their bed? It takes a day just to make their beds. I tend to make them all do a double forward somersault with a half pike at bedtime (grab duvet and lift up violently) which doesn't go down too well.
Without a home as winter approaches
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Mr Phoebus
New Member
I watched some TV programme ages ago and IIRC it was Brian Cant
who confessed to why "Humpty" off Play School looked so tatty.
He said as soon as the cameras stopped filming he liked to drop-kick him across the studio.
who confessed to why "Humpty" off Play School looked so tatty.
He said as soon as the cameras stopped filming he liked to drop-kick him across the studio.
Cycling Naturalist
Guru
- Location
- Llangollen
You can always spot the redundant bankers. Many of them have signs saying "Four children at boarding school and wife's six horses to support."
OP
OP
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
The problem with the homeless has been considerably reduced. One venue where they were congregating has today, re-homed its last resident, much to the pleasure of the staff at the shop thereto encumbered.
They told me that they would really really like to be free of these homeless, so I agreed to bring him home with me. He needs a teensy bit of a wash, but he is very cuddly and friedly. His only worldly possession is a scarf.
They told me that they would really really like to be free of these homeless, so I agreed to bring him home with me. He needs a teensy bit of a wash, but he is very cuddly and friedly. His only worldly possession is a scarf.
BigonaBianchi
Yes I can, Yes I am, Yes I did...Repeat.
- Location
- Iskele TRNC & Mordor UK
I always thought Paddington bear was pretty cool.
Rhythm Thief
Veteran
Talking of homeless teddy bears ...
I spotted this chap at the tip in Monmouth a few weeks back. I actually got into trouble for taking this - "Oi! You're not allowed to take photographs!" - but I don't care.
I spotted this chap at the tip in Monmouth a few weeks back. I actually got into trouble for taking this - "Oi! You're not allowed to take photographs!" - but I don't care.
Rhythm Thief
Veteran
You heartless buggers. Have none of you got any compassion for this abandoned bear, with one wellington boot missing and only one eye?
Iainj837
Guru
- Location
- Glastonbury Somerset
Sorry I may be missing the point here, but i thought we were talking about homeless people, not bears
Rhythm Thief
Veteran
Raleigh Man said:
Errrr, no. Read the OP again.
OP
OP
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
Rhythm Thief said:Talking of homeless teddy bears ...
I spotted this chap at the tip in Monmouth a few weeks back. I actually got into trouble for taking this - "Oi! You're not allowed to take photographs!" - but I don't care.
If you can get into trouble taking a photo, how much trouble would I be in for taking the bear.
Would the boot be on the other foot?
Aye, wot's going on 'ere then?
OP
OP
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
Raleigh Man said:
It is about bears. I would like to add, but not in too much detail, that I try to help the homeless people in this area as much as | am able, so I know that homelessness is not in the least funny.
Bears, cuddly, large, small, or with only one eye, that is different.
