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Women vs Men Mirth

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by trustysteed, 28 Feb 2008.

  1. trustysteed

    trustysteed Guest

  2. byegad

    byegad Guru

    Location:
    NE England
    You're brave, brave man. (or suicidal)
     
  3. wafflycat

    wafflycat New Member

    Location:
    middle of Norfolk
    Element: MAN

    Symbol: XY

    Atomic Weight:
    60 - 230 kg +/-

    History:
    Discovered simultaneously with the element (Woman) Wo, millions of years ago.

    Form:
    Because it is more dense than Woman, it is difficult to find pure samples. Hair sprouts from every facet especialy after half-life.

    Properties:
    Carbon based. Solid at room temperature but gets easily bent out of shape.
    Due to rust, aging samples are unable to conduct electricity as easily as young, fresh samples.
    Attempts to bond with Wo any chance it can get.
    Also, tends to form strong bonds with itself.
    Becomes explosive when mixed with Kd (element Kid) for a prolonged period of time.
    Also becomes unstable when exposed to hot air of Woman.
    Becomes neutralized and pliable when saturated with alcohol.

    Uses:
    None really, except methane production.
    Good samples are able to produce large quantities on command.
    NO COMMERCIAL OR TECHNOLOGICAL USE.

    Handling:
    In the absence of Wo, this element rapidly decomposes and begins to smell.
     
  4. wafflycat

    wafflycat New Member

    Location:
    middle of Norfolk
  5. wafflycat

    wafflycat New Member

    Location:
    middle of Norfolk
  6. rich p

    rich p ridiculous old lush

    Location:
    Brighton
    That's cobblers trustysteed, it doesn't take me that long - my wife buys my pants!
     
  7. abchandler

    abchandler Senior Member

    Location:
    Worcs, UK
    You've been saving those up Waffles haven't you, ready to unleash
     
  8. trustysteed

    trustysteed Guest

    i've unleashed the monster that is WC! :smile:
     
  9. wafflycat

    wafflycat New Member

    Location:
    middle of Norfolk
    I'm just mad, bad and dangerous to know :smile:
     
  10. But completely lovely
     
  11. Blue

    Blue Legendary Member

    Location:
    Ireland
    :smile:

    I corrected the typo for you :biggrin::biggrin:
     
  12. Speicher

    Speicher Vice Admiral

    Men and nappies should be changed often


    and for the same reasons.





    Why is it so difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking?

    Because they already have Boyfriends.
     
  13. TheDoctor

    TheDoctor Man-Machine Staff Member

    Location:
    Stevenage
    I'm sensitive.:biggrin:
    And caring.:biggrin:
    And as for good looking...
    *checks mirror*:smile:
    *cries*:biggrin:
     
  14. wafflycat

    wafflycat New Member

    Location:
    middle of Norfolk
    Phssht and patoot! I've already given you the pep talk! Look to the positives! :biggrin:
     
  15. alecstilleyedye

    alecstilleyedye nothing in moderation Staff Member

    can i nominate wafflycat as forum trickcyclist?