Women vs Men Mirth

byegad

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Location
NE England
You're brave, brave man. (or suicidal)
 

wafflycat

New Member
Element: MAN

Symbol: XY

Atomic Weight:
60 - 230 kg +/-

History:
Discovered simultaneously with the element (Woman) Wo, millions of years ago.

Form:
Because it is more dense than Woman, it is difficult to find pure samples. Hair sprouts from every facet especialy after half-life.

Properties:
Carbon based. Solid at room temperature but gets easily bent out of shape.
Due to rust, aging samples are unable to conduct electricity as easily as young, fresh samples.
Attempts to bond with Wo any chance it can get.
Also, tends to form strong bonds with itself.
Becomes explosive when mixed with Kd (element Kid) for a prolonged period of time.
Also becomes unstable when exposed to hot air of Woman.
Becomes neutralized and pliable when saturated with alcohol.

Uses:
None really, except methane production.
Good samples are able to produce large quantities on command.
NO COMMERCIAL OR TECHNOLOGICAL USE.

Handling:
In the absence of Wo, this element rapidly decomposes and begins to smell.
 

wafflycat

New Member
I'm just mad, bad and dangerous to know :smile:
 

TheDoctor

Europe Endless
Moderator
Location
Stevenage
Speicher said:
Men and nappies should be changed often


and for the same reasons.





Why is it so difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking?

Because they already have Boyfriends.
I'm sensitive.:biggrin:
And caring.:biggrin:
And as for good looking...
*checks mirror*:smile:
*cries*:biggrin:
 
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